Nov 1, 2021
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‣ eli/beetle
‣ i use they/them
‣ current fav/s: PROJECT HAIL MARY!!!!
‣ art spam @eliastown ! or go thru the "mine" tag here to see my art :]
ed/sh blogs dni
mmmmmm fried and buzzed. no dogs in sight yet but we’re about to go out again
took a cute family photo at the end of our last normal session of tfk (bc next session is epilogue). visible in the chat is the last roll of our game: cik rolling to see how well he could clean the table (not well)
Random late night thought: I wonder how weirded out @freaking-fabulous-trashbag would be if I sent her random quotes via ask box
fucka you basard
we! didnt! die! guys we fucking made it we didn’t die! this isn’t the End end, but it’s the end of the main story and it ended in the best way possible
“what’s it that the ricks and mortys say”
2 bears, please!
i do not want to see, or be seen by the frozen king
“i’m gonna” (kt starts roboting) “bla-a-a-a-st him”
frozen king retire bitch
the frozen king is cezall
nerf the frozen king
you powerslide the frozen kings legs
“dnd bad for your health”
“i hate rolling d20s” “ado, this entire game is rolling d20s” “i know. i hate it”
“garm hits the frozen king for 15 piercing damage” (everyone cheers)
orna force caged the frozen king
the frozen king is sylvarens rp character. he plays him to feel tough
“worm… this is the OPPOSITE of worm”
barnabas as that chumbawamba song
“you can conjure a big friend.” “well, i can conjure a CR 5 friend…” “we could DEFINITELY use a cr 5 friend right now”
“he’s my surrogate son for the son i lost”
COME! ON! GUIDING! BOLT! my boy took out the fucking frozen king with the spell that’s one of the longest running jokes in this game. fucking incredible
“let’s just say that everyone regains consciousness” “oh thank you merciful dm”
“it looks like the closest tree is” (draws on roll20 map) “here”
create food and mimosas
seraphina taking yunah’s hand as they went through the tree
the KC being welcomed back to kings watch as heroes
barnabas greeting gerard with “hey gerry”
free baths!!!
“what’s a titty between demon-killing friends”
lavender bath salts bitch!!!!
you walk through the door and sylvaren shoots you with a gun
sylvaren gunslinger lore
“did you tell your dad about it” “about what” “voyage” (bell dies a little)
“what is that? is that a bee?” about the spine staff
kc, ciks ass (title of mirnas play)
cik telling mirna all about bell and voyage and suggesting calling the play “the love boat”
cik and jirahn talking about getting prince/king hilren hooked on drugs
bell wears COLORS now
selxi wearing blue ivy’s outfit to the coronation
kc-con
the last shot: maedis and cik dancing, bell and keen (drunk) dancing, mirna and orna sitting together, selxi signing autographs, and yunah and seraphina laying in the grass outside.
we got the good end
we didn’t die!
emotional post. i think almost everyone cried a little today
selxi facing up against the frozen king by herself and “you have never felt so small in your life”
a single roll literally saved the entire campaign: seraphina was down, selxi was down, and bell went down (our CLERIC!) and cik rushed over and attempted to cast power word heal on bell and if he had failed, it literally would have been OVER in the sense that the KC would had had a TPK and rolled a 28 arcana check and healed bell back to full health and saved the ENTIRE game. it may literally be my new favorite scene
maedis, yunah, and barnabas being dropped into the middle of the battle - two of them unconscious and one of them barely okay
“yunah is not afraid of the frozen king. she stares him down.”
barnabas getting a nat20 on a death saving throw
cik nudging bell forward in the fight
barnabas going unconscious again by sacrificing his turn to heal selxi instead of healing himself or attacking
maedis telling cik “i love you too”
bell finally confronting his father and asking him to return the map to stratham
sylvarens worries about being the high arcanist and saying he hopes he’ll be busy so that it helps his nightmares bc he’s… a traumatized mess
orna being nice to slyvaren? and being like… uncomfortable with formalities
“i made it out alive. i’ll see you soon.” “i can’t wait.”
seraphina and yunah laying outside together and seraphina casting plant growth
“we couldn’t die. we all have a lot of stuff left to do.”
okay, here’s the thing
i don’t know what to title this. this is the last joke recap post for tfk and originally i was gonna give it like... a cute sentimental name! bc it’s been such a good run, and i expected this session to be sentimental and cute and to cry, and like, i DID cry a little but then we got like 10 years in and things got. things got a little wild? and everything kind of went off the rails in a way that NO ONE expected, including the DM, and so the note we left off on before we go back to oshil for the sequel campaign (IN A YEAR) was more “what the fuck just happened” then “awww i love this so much :”””)” and it’s like, largely my fault? so like, SORRY i guess? anyways, here’s the last post. jokes + serious stuff are just mixed together bc i wouldn’t even know how to START separating my notes this time around
pre-game: telling everyone about my high school’s weird culture of pin collecting and blazers
orna leaving forget me nots on everyones door and also just like. orna’s ending in general... she’s staying in the feywilds forever and we are all have depression
bo boggle is okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
titania is a vodka aunt
arcomb trying to bedazzle the armor of hilren’s guards
selxi confronted rhiannon... and couldnt change her but she tried.
“they gotta look down to look up”
keen went back to see flynner and asked him to dance, and then to go back to doveport with her
“we have to make a quick stop. across the continent” “this is like the movie road trip”
keen adopts teya!!!
also keen keeps pick pocketing even though she’s now the richest person in doveport
maedis basically became a social worker for a bit
barnabas and anelle reunited!!!
bell invented sunscreen
“the giants guts, not the villagers”
seraphina and yunahs like... entire thing was so good and sweet and happy. theyre married and have like 200 adopted kids, “yunah taught them how to make pancakes” “if maedis doesn’t show up to seraphina’s wedding, we are roleplaying seraphina hunting him down”
maedis got a nat 20 on dancing to cotton eyed joe
teya kept the drawing of keen that cik did when they first visited solan
havernon didn’t like... die die but he’s a tree now :””(
an entire field of forget me nots.
voyage’s response to bell proposing to him: (wipes away a few tears) “that sounds fucking sick!”
sylvarens life continues to be difficult bc of the kc
cik goes into politics but only if the king does drugs with him sometimes
because also, jirahn got the boy king hooked on drugs
ALSO, bell’s younger brother became the king’s side piece and goes to the palace and fucks him sometimes. the du fois turned out great (more on how the du fois turned out in a sec)
dragonborn cultural sensitivity training
var silor asylum (lyceum)
keen’s watch. her city now
cezall’s epilogue: he becomes a cryptid
and uh. also. bell’s husband attacked some imuran soldiers, became a literal pirate, got a dark streak, gradually got deeper and deeper into piracy and at the point where we left off, 28 years after tfk started, is leading an all out war on the imuran forces on traif
and addendum to all that, bell is! still with him! and deeply in love and is also part of this pirate war. he’s chaotic neutral now and his god abandoned him, and i guess now he’s going to be an npc in pride of traif because his husband is leading a fucking pirate rebellion and Also Bell Is A Literal Fucking Pirate Now, What The Fuck
TFK was cool, and fun, and i’m glad we’re gonna have like 11 months to ruminate about what happened in the last 20 minutes of that session.
anyways! i’m about to start dming our next campaign, so i won’t be typing these up until we start pof. but it’s been fun and i know some of you read these even though you arent part of our game? which is really cool and i hope u enjoyed them. see yall on the flipside
welcome to hell! welcome to hell!
tonight was........... the last “”real”” session (we have an epilogue next week...) which is SO weird. because it was WAY funnier than it is sad i’m not gonna do a sad bit this week.
bell pierced his ear in the 4 months because he got drunk, and pierced it himself, right at the kitchen table. it is VERY gay
cik brought bananas for selxi
“there is that titty out outfit. hit me up if you haven’t seen that”
sylvarens mullet is gone???
a banana for the road
“now selxi... how do you eat the banana”
“cut it in half and squeeze it like a push-pop”
“have i picked up any infernal?” “yeah but it isn’t gonna be useful - let me just put it this way. you know as much infernal as cik knows wood elf”
find the path is basically google maps
“don’t be suspicious”
flesh friends
“are you serious right now...” and upkish the sad sad demon man who just wanted validation (more on him later)
seraphina lying and pretending they had upkish as a hostage
“we have a lot of people we’re gonna break out of here today”
the card... that has been hovering over at least SOMEONES image the entire game... was shared amongst all of us tonight
3 of us rolled nat 20s for initiative in a ROW. there were a bizarre amount of nat 20s
piss wall
cik getting dragged along by the chain demon
it’s grappled!
goodbye trauma, orna’s a fucking therapist now!
“it’s... sticky”
cik’s sword looked COOL as fuck because bell cast holy weapon on it
“it’s a wall” “but it’s on our side, right”
it’s cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“who the fuck is jacking their meat” “...no!”
“i can stealth from my trauma”
the KC literally being “kim, you’re doing great” when seraphina was fighting the rakshasa
*rolls a nat 1* “i was... just gonna let you do that” “oh.”
“we got cursed! by a witch! so we can’t fly.”
“yeah, they’re not huge fans of the look”
can i offer you a soul stone in these trying times
“i would like to see how all of these kids look standing in a circle!”
“i have a small blue hole in my heart right now”
sylvaren fainting at upkish appearing in the lyceum
bell is taking upkish (a literal demon from hell!) back to solan with him so that’s.... gonna be a fun explanation to have
johnny cash - hurt playing as cik desperately tries to clean dirt off the kitchen table in starcrest
bell’s last roll was a constitution saving throw to see if he got over his seasickness (he did)
the last roll of the entire game was cik rolling to see how well he could clean the table