Dear Officer Dash from the best band in new jersey Party Cops,
my dear dear dear dear Officer Dash, how.. do you shred so hard? how did you soar to the great heights of being the best band in new jersey? Party Cops, how is it just the best band name?? is it because your front ponytail is so divine? is it because you once pointed a finger at me and described me as a ‘class act’? is it be because your talents and legacy will live on far beyond Party Cops? the answer is all of the above, Officer Dash, all of the above. may Party Cops 4ever patrol my soul!!! (what does that even mean who knows god bless !!!!!!!!!)
















