#pastrend

[ikyc]

robin how did the onion milk trick go??? are u feeling better? òwó

i didnt wear them who the fuckc would wear them

[ikyc]

a life hack told me so it must be right

you wanna know a life hack corrin? go the fuck to sleep for a healthier life 

[ikyc]

it's healthy robin!!!!!!!!!!

explain exactly how onion socks are  healthy 

[ikyc]

"i saw you were under the weather, so i soaked your socks in onion milk to wear tonight when you go to bed."

excuse me

[birthrightforged]

@pastrend continued from here.

Corrin closely watched his ‘brother’ manage the yumi to the best of his ability, but was quick to notice many of the problems he had when he started out. His stance was far too stiff, his hands were shaky and his mind seemed utterly distracted. It was hard not to chuckle at his genuine efforts.

Upon hearing the other’s question, the prince smiled.

“Well that’s quite simple really, I had been training with my younger brother.” he answered, “Of course, even though I chose to stay in Hoshido, he was still hesitant to teach me right away.”

[ikyc]

small doodle for roommate au w/ @pastrend

bonus:

[ikyc]

ówò ..... i want the k.......

34: Inexperienced Kiss || not accepting.

  An impatient glance at the other, looking at him almost expectantly. In truth, he had never been good with romance and the such, even the basic of gestures was more or less an enigma to him. He almost wished he walked away, to go back on his word– as it had not been the first nor would it ever be the last time he would do so… but ah, the look in his eyes. Something much more pure than he could imagine, he was surprised how he could still wear such an innocent look even after holding his sword against others. 

  Many would have succumb to guilt in his situation, becoming more and more fed up with their choices until it ultimately leads too to their demise. But he still had a spark, a spark only few could hold themselves with– and as much as he despised such optimism, each to their own he supposed. 

                                      “ I don’t plan to make a habit out of this. ”

  He spoke almost impatiently, attempting in any form to hide his disgust, speaking rather bluntly to the other. Reaching up for the others face, he rather brashly, feeling his teeth briefly clash with the other’s lips. It was rather embarrassing to admit that he hadn’t. It felt just as soon as he had initiated the kiss, he pulled back– trying to hide his disgust. Averting his eyes, with a slight flush of embarrassment he retorted.

               “ I hope that satisfied your wish. Please don’t ever ask for that again. ”

[ikyc]

if u hate humans does this mean u can maybe like me since i'm just a scalie boi

“ Don’t push your luck. ”