#patablegecko

[askaceattorney]

Dear patablegecko,

I’ll take it!

-Johnny Smiles

[askaceattorney]

Dear Concerned 8th Grader,

It must’ve been a lookalike.  My mother works for a real estate agency.  Unless she was giving you a crash course on a building’s history, I doubt it was her.

-Hugh O’Conner

[askaceattorney]

Dear patablegecko,

I had a different professor at Themis, but I heard a number of good things about Prof. Means from my fellow students.  In their words, he was a wise and patient instructor, so long as you stayed on his good side.

I can’t quite imagine him getting that angry, though.  What on earth could law professors discuss that would arouse such feelings?

-Sebastian Debeste

[askaceattorney]

Dear patablegecko,

I don’t really know what it looks like when I’m perceiving, but I haven’t been told that by anyone.  I’d have made myself a super suit a long time ago if that were the case.

-Apollo Justice

[askaceattorney]

(Translation: Praise Mother Russia, comrade!)

Dear Director,

You have received a letter from a Mr. Communist.  Should I put it in the “Important,” “Unimportant,” or “Bonfire Fuel” pile?

-Ponco

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(Song in Letter)

(Previous Letter)

Dear Godot,

I have no objections to that.  I’m not too amused by your calling me “Trite” again, though... Can you call me Wright, atleast for now?

-Phoenix Wright

[askaceattorney]

Dear Shelly de Killer,

I’m sorry, but I am not authorized to leave the space station, and killing humans violates my protocol.  Is there any other way I can assist you?

-Ponco

[askaceattorney]

Dear patablegecko,

Uh...  Jeez, I dunno.  Did I go somewhere dangerous?

-Larry Butz