#patate rambles

[la-grosse-patate]

i've yet to see a far cry man look good without his facial hair.....

they all look cursed. and before you ask: yes, roger too 🥲 ubi made their faces to accomodate the beards and not the other way around 💀 they should've put a label on them like ⚠take facial hair off at your own risk⚠ or ⚠tw: ugly faces underneath⚠

[la-grosse-patate]

you know that feeling when you've gathered so many wip ideas for your otp but you've stalled for years and now you don't care about it anymore? no? just me?

[la-grosse-patate]

lately i've been craving damsel in distress roger cadoret. i need to see that man suffer

[la-grosse-patate]

hoping that this is the year i start creating more for isabel and roger. i always let the second hand embarrassment win because i can't handle these two idiots together 😔 but no more! ✊ they gon' cooperate or else!! 💥🔫

[la-grosse-patate]

the urge to draw isabel in fnd special forces gear.....

[la-grosse-patate]

I'm thinking about it and giggling: no matter how hairy the situation gets during extraction, Roger never misses the opportunity to talk smack about the highwaymen, or make cheeky comments over the radio to lighten the mood for Isabel

[gunfire errupts at the Five Stars Theme Park as Isabel makes a run for it with the package] Isabel: neutralized three vehicles but there's still hostiles on my tail. the LZ will be hot. I repeat, the LZ will be hot. Roger: ehh maybe. but it'll never be as hot as you, chérie Isabel: roger i swear to god-

[la-grosse-patate]

yeah the drawing may not be perfect and there may be mistakes in it but fuck it we ball ✊🏻

[la-grosse-patate]

me writing that snippet: oh this is soooo good 😋📝✨️ my writing has improved sooo much how come i don't write more often

me days later after posting it: 🫩🤢 who wrote this shit