Everyone, it is with my great displeasure to introduce to you the chud child of @aglet7 and my creation:
Moby G. Addison.
“Who is Moby?” You probably aren’t asking. Well, he’s that eyesore up there!
Moby is an Addison, as you very likely have guessed either by appearance or his name. What does he advertise, exactly?
Mobile games.
He’s a mobile game ad.
Hate him yet? Well you should!
He’s exactly what you’d expect out of the personification of a mobile game ad. He’s loud. He’s annoying. Probably more annoying than anything ever. He thinks everything’s funny. He’s sadistic. He’s an blatant asshole. He’s money hungry. He’s a liar and a manipulator. He’s off his rocker insane and probably on every drug known to man at once. He’s got a squeaky voice and a smug, shit eating grin at all times. He’s the brightest thing in the room, but never intelligence-wise. He’s a world-class ragebaiter. He talks in ALL CAPS!!
Was he always like this? No. But that’s not important.
He functions like any other Ad, except he’s pretty outcast by the others for his style and the spam email that raised him after his mother mysteriously vanished.
There was an incident when he was younger, over in TV World. Something went terribly wrong. A phone call was made.
Now Moby can never take damage unless he truly doesn’t expect it.
And this mf always expects to be attacked.
It would have to take some serious time and care to get him to trust someone enough to not expect to be shot by something. But who in the world would want to even get close to a thing like that?
Certainly not Patch Bloque, the resident AdBlocker.
But sometimes silencing a target Ad takes some improvising.