#patcha

[kindred-spirit-93]

tfw when u blow ur nose & can finally breathe unaberrated once more

me @ the sinus goop i just expelled

[love-me-some-mcog]

Mysterious Cities of Gold S01E11

When condors attack!

[chrisflemingslegs]

The soft, happy unconscious sounds my boyfriend makes when I get into bed hours after he's fallen asleep:

[pull-dat-lever-kronk]

I’ve always wondering how they got back before Kuzco and Patcha

[shrek-and-donkey-wallpapers]

Just right

[aimeeisstupid-blog]

They’re definitely gay for each other

[rosas-home-for-wayward-grubs]

Patcha here is our resident grumble-master. He’s loud and sounds grouchy, but he’s secretly a cuddlebug sweetheart. His raspy growl and little grump face belie a tender center; a little bit of attention goes a long way toward earning his affections, and he’ll gladly sleep curled up with grubs, trolls, and I’ve even caught him curled up with a friend’s pet dog before. Note: this doesn’t mean he should be allowed to cuddle with animals; he unfortunately has an allergy to cats and dogs alike. His doctor has prescribed an inhaler to ease his allergy symptoms when they flare up, and it’s easy to administer to him. Patcha is just under half a sweep old, in fact his first birthday is coming up in a perigee and a half! Please consider helping him celebrate his hatchday in a forever home with loving family.

[lexxicona]

me  @ Donald Trump