Apr 27, 2018
Guess What
I'm hilarious u guys either oblivious or not acknowledging it.
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Guess What
I'm hilarious u guys either oblivious or not acknowledging it.
tbh Atlas probably needs knee surgery at this point
Patellas
On the first day of PT -
Marc Bolan and my legs are burning.
Word play
I'm bored. Word play is supposed to be funny, and I don't think these three sentences are, but I tried.
Sometimes I'll pat Ella on her knees.
Occasionally when we're holidaying in Spain I'll pie Ella.
Every now and then I'll nut Ella, but that's too far and she calls the police.*
The first one is my favourite.
*nut in the UK can mean to headbutt a person.
Again, not that funny when you have to explain it.