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who cares about instagram or snapchat stories when you can liveblog on tumblr

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i'm pretty sure that the girl that sits behind me has body dysmorphia and/or disordered eating because:

our manager said that she's counting her calories for her

she said she's fatter than the one beside her (she's clearly not, she's like at least 5 bmi points skinnier)

she said she gained 1 kg (jokingly) from 1 slice of homemade cake

she said she ate too much sugar this week (didn't we all)

she sent a gif of an obese person shushing when someone else sent something about food in the group chat

she just seems... like one of us in general, and i'm kind of scared that she might be here too

and most importantly she would definitely recognize me if she saw any of the pictures from my work laptop or things i eat at the office that i post (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

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this is what's left of the cake, it shall rest in the fridge until someone else eats it, i've had enough cake for 1 day (1 big slice)

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i'm not hungry i'm not hungry i'm not hungry i'm not hungry i'm not hungry i'm genuinely actually really not hungry

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ugh i've been craving ice cream (specifically, ben&jerry's) and ended up making some sugar-free pudding today but it's in the fridge setting and it's still warm and i reeeeeally want ice cream so i ordered some 🫠

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i have never blocked someone so quickly, what the fuck could a blog like this possibly want from me??? the horrors omg

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to: me

from: me

please stop, god, please, just fucking stop

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the things i hide in stairwells for (not really because there are plenty of empty spaces with chairs/sofas but this sounded kinda dramatic)