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It is VERY important to me that they showed Patrick being tender and actually understanding foreplay in 2plm01.
He kisses his way down his partner’s back (also, same)...
Like, mainstream media generally shows MxM sex as being a quick fuck and nothing else.
P: He was hot, right? J: No. I couldn’t look past the bandana.
Same, Josh.
T: It was alright, yeah? Ironic? J: Tom, what could the irony in a bandana be?! That he’s wearing it even though he isn’t undergoing chemotherapy?!
... That’s... that’s harsh, Josh.
Patrick: Well? How'd it go?
Josh: No, it was bad, it was really bad. No, I didn't know what I was doing, I was lost down there. They're all spiky, they feel gross. That's not what you want from genitals. You want them to be, like, soft and safe and welcoming, and mine are sharp.
Patrick: Wait, did you--You didn't use my clippers?
Josh: No.
Tom: You don't own clippers.
Josh: No.
Tom: Josh
Josh: Yes, Thomas?
Tom: Did you trim your pubic hair with my beard trimmer?
Josh: Yeah.
Tom: Um, are you going to trim your pubes.
Josh: No, Tom, you know I don't do that, okay? It's not for me.
Patrick: You gotta trim your pubes, man.
Josh: No, actually I don't, okay? I don't have any body hair. My pubic hair is very important to me.
Patrick: Have you ever tried it?
Josh: Yeah, once, and I promise it's not good. I look like a giant toddler.
Tom: I mean, I just really think you need to do something with your pubes.
Jenny: Yeah, just make them neat.
Patrick: Then you can show him how good you've got at sex.
Tom: There is no chance he got good at sex.
Josh: All right!
Patrick: I'm trying to be supportive.
Jenny: I'm sure he's lovely at it.
Does Patrick know who Geoffrey is? I need to know. For science.
A group of guys gather around the barbecue, salivating over Josh's meat.
This isn't even a joke.
This is LITERALLY what happened.
The fact that Patrick likes kissing guys' backs is important to me.
Patrick: "I just can't get my head around the fact that I could just... make a child." Josh: "I know. Every time I look at my sperm, it doesn't seem that magical..."
... EVERY TIME I look at my sperm?
Thoughts that begin with that phrase should not be vocalised.
