#patrick polygon

[polygonsureisneat]

me watching polygon’s wonderful cyperpunk red series:  :)

patrick, in context of the game: “... you have deeply problematic para-social relationships with all these people.”

me:  :(

[ordinarywhip]

patrick gill looks like a homestuck

[polygonsureisneat]

look it's patrick "can't tell if i am attracted to him or have gender envy towards him" gill

[polygonsureisneat]

Only polygon would greenlight the interview question: "Do you think astronaut ice cream would give you astronaut diarrhea?" Who said "yeah that's great!" to that?!?! Who said "Yes, Patrick, ask Ben Schwartz if he thinks space ice cream would give him watery shits.” Don’t get me wrong, it’s a phenomenal question, but still.

the interview i’m referencing

[polygonsureisneat]

people chatting about their favorite white boys: “i love danny gonzalez, drew gooden, kurtis connor, shane madej, ethan nestor...”

gill and gilbert fans: “i mean... you have immaculate taste, but you’re playing the coward’s game.”

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patrick gill as some weird tags i apparently put on my polygon posts

i don’t remember most of these tags but they are there if you look so idk the worms in my brain probably put them in when i was sleeping

and my personal favorite...