got any more patrochilles head canons? they give me life
here we go my friend
achilles grows out his hair (patroclus = dead boy walking. ha) and wears it in a bun for Practical Athletic Purposes but also mainly so patroclus will take it out and run his hands through it and play with it and lbr he totally learns all these elaborate braids too
achilles’ instagram is 99% pictures of patroclus
the other 1% is shirtless gym selfies bye
they just!!! love each other so much like they have movie night every week and patroclus always wants to watch mysteries and thrillers and achilles is like “what if we watched the notebook again?”
patroclus is all about neck kisses and wakes up pretty much every morning to achilles kissing his neck
speaking of which, achilles is naturally an early riser & gets up with the sun, whereas it takes patroclus about three cups of coffee and a shower w/ achilles to function properly
whenever patroclus is standing somewhere with his back to achilles, achilles loves to sneak up silently behind him and wrap his arms around his waist and just. bury his face in patroclus’ neck
they don’t let each other leave for school or work or groceries or whatever without saying “i love you”
they were high school sweethearts who had known each other since like freshman year when patroclus was the new kid, and they started dating junior year, and then after graduation they move in together
when achilles is sick his only request is figs so patroclus has to go to the store and buy like 50 figs for him and the cashier always gives him weird looks
even tho they love each other So Much and are literally each others best friends they still get all blushy and shy and cute
and patroclus’ ears still get pink and he ducks his head when achilles compliments him (so like every 3 minutes)
on cozy evenings, they sit on the rug in front of the couch, achilles’ head on patroclus’ stomach while patroclus reads
achilles’ favorite thing to fall asleep to is patroclus reading poetry out loud to him
and the best way for both of them to wake up is completely entangled with each other, the sheet completely kicked away from them bc they’re warm enough from the other’s body heat
