#patroclusides

[tritiated]

EMOTION

“never get to hold you” or “let’s get lost”

[maghrabiyya]

patroclusides replied to your post “and the whole “literally no bi person has ever defined bisexuality...”

Also there's no real consensus on how labels should be used and basically- identifying as gay/bi/pan/etc is not transphobic, unless you use it as a way to invalidate someone's identity in anyway. So call yourself bi and don't worry about it as much.

but i’m not bi why would i call myself bi

i don’t even know what bi means any more

[tobermoriansass]

patroclusides answered your question:ok so I never read Twilight 1.0 and I need to...

Yes. yes it is.

petrichorlore answered your question: ok so I never read Twilight 1.0 and I need to...

yes

starryowlandinkymoon answered your question: ok so I never read Twilight 1.0 and I need to...

oh yeah except worse bc the guy had the power

oh my god. Everything about the first few chapters is making alarm bells ring loudly in my head jesus.

On the other hand I also think it could be an interesting avenue for exploration - if handled sensitively - to consider the question of female-male abuse.

Not that I’m expecting it to be handled here. Or ever. But it could be interesting.

[buttonlessgirl]

56, 60, 61

56. What do you like on your toast?

PEANUT BUTTER. I fucking love peanut butter. I’m also a bit of a snob about it; I prefer the ‘natural’ kind where you have to mix the oil in.  It’s delicious, but since I go through like, a jar a week, I have to stir a lot of peanut butter which is messy and annoying.

60. Do you believe in aliens?

Hmm. Not really? But I don’t NOT believe in them, you know? They aren’t something I spend a lot of time thinking about.

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

Well, since the advent of the horoscope meme, probably everytime I go on Tumblr! If I see a horoscope while flipping through a magazine or newspaper, I’ll check and see what’s up with good ol’ Taurus. Especially if it’s the Onion. I love their horoscopes.

[tobermoriansass]

patroclusides replied to your post:merelyanempress answered your question:No but like...

I have a very LARGE body of knowledge of Turkey/Central Asia/the Arab-Muslim world/Imperial Russia so I’m totally for helping with that part

Excellent! This is GREAT, my knowledge of the Middle East is v sketchy, so this is fab. Gonna put you down as interested.

[tobermoriansass]

propertyofregulus said: idk i kind of like ducking as a swear word, sorry i’m being difficult

Well I mean, its fine if you want to use it as a swear word, that's cool, but sometimes you just really need to use the word fuck, y'feel?

door-maker-guy said: I think predictive text programs avoid posting swears, lest you accidentally ask your parents to shit the garage door or go fishing on the fucks.

I... understand this... but the number of contexts where I want to use the word suck when texting my parents far outnumbers the number of situations where I'd be using the word duck... Which makes me wonder why t9 thought DUCK is the ONLY word EVER that can be used.

Maybe I just have a really bad t9 programme that doesn't want me to be negative about thing. God. Let me be negative about the world.

patroclusides said: Thank you! Let me swear damnit

RIGHT? Especially if I'm capslocking IT MEANS I REALLY WANT TO SAY A THING WITHOUT BEING CORRECTED BECAUSE I AM ANGRY T9.

[tobermoriansass]

patroclusides replied to your post:Man like I know Tumblr loves to say progressive...

Dude. same. Like… I’m all about that dark magic. You gotta know what you’re dealing with!!

BLESS. YES. Slytherins 4 dark magic 2k15. Be wise as serpents but innocent as doves etc etc.