Creeper Headcanon
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It has come to my attention that on a website some where they called his pubes "Chia pet" and now I can't get it out of my head.
Given the Chia pet is dead and molded... But the similarities are uncanny. Low-key also feel like his hair feels like either cotton candy or steel wires from a scrubby thingy. There is no in between. Then it is kinda patchy and some places over grown like bro pick a struggle.
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