umsympth patton au where remus was one of pattons kids, and managed to get away from patton when he grew up. him and deceit end up married. patton ends up finding away to get back in remus's life, promising to "be a better dad" and all that shit.(this might not make sense cuz my thoughts are going all over the place). eventually deceit and remus want to adopt a kid, and patton is all like "are you sure about this remus? its a big responsibility" and "i just dont think you can handle it, sweetie"
Remus or Deceit snap and go OFF on Patton about how he has no right to say that when he's been such a piss poor excuse of a father himself.











