#paultin

[bookwormscififan]

Spy

The best I can draw so far in episode 20: everyone’s hitting on Paultin, Strahd wants him to be a spy, but at least the wine is good

@iamvegorott @rattyboyisemo @planetpossum

[despereaux7]

I drew this after Dice Camera Action! episode 101. It’s been so long that I don’t really remember exactly what happened, but I do remember Simon’s inability to speak was becoming more of an issue, so I drew this :>

[z3nj3n]

Here is another sneak peak of the picture I’m working on. The waffle crew! I can’t help but miss these guys some times. 

[madhare0512]

[Transmission Open]

hello! it's been a minute, huh? I'm so sorry it's been taking me so long to get things out. for those of you that have requested things, I am working on them, I promise. it's just taking me longer than I thought it would.

with that said, this one goes out to @verse2wo

Phantom's day wasn't great. He'd been dealing with assholes all day and wanting nothing more than to eat their souls, but being unable to. He may have let Mare have a go at them later, the siren needed to eat at some point.

He heads, not to his bedroom, where he's sure his bed and lovely boyfriend wait for him, but further down the hall. He wants to check on his brothers.

As far as Phantom had even been aware, Mare had been the demon’s only family. Then, three people came running into the bar one day, looking too much like the brothers to not be related somehow, and Phantom had never looked back. His three new brothers moved into the back rooms of the club and had been living there ever since. 

Bones, the youngest, is half-demon. Wire, Bone's twin brother, is partially robotic. Paultin, second oldest of the brothers, likes alcohol and has sticky fingers.

Phantom slips into the recreation room, where his four brother had crashed after getting back from visiting some friends, and carefully looks around. 

Bones is laying on the couch with three blankets covering him, in shades of dark blue, silver, and black. Wire was laying flat on his back on the floor, his hands folded over his stomach. Paultin was slumped against the couch, drink glass stil in hand, fully conked. 

“They fell asleep halfway through the movie,” says a soft, melodic voice. 

Phantom glances over to find Mare sitting cross-legged against the wall and tapping on his phone. “Worn out?” Phantom asks, moving closer to his brother and carefully sitting down. 

Mare nods. He locks his phone, looking up at Phantom with tired brown eyes. “I don’t think they’re used to social situations,” the siren explains. “Luckily, the Theory boys are pretty tame compared to the rest of the families, so they’re a pretty solid starting point for new people.”

Phantom clearly remembers the Unus-Annus induction to the Families. The Theory boys had finally taken over about three hours into the tour. Anti Septic is no longer allowed to give the tour. 

“I see,” Phantom replies. Then he frowns. “What are you still doing awake?” he asks. 

Mare shrugs, eyes flashing purple for a split second. Phantom leaves it alone for now. Instead, he stands and holds out his hand. “Come on, brother. Let’s get to bed, hmm?”

Mare nods, taking Phantom’s hand. The pair join their brothers, Phantom in the chair and Mare curled up next to Wire on the floor. 

Sleep comes easier when Phantom’s brothers are around to make the stress of the day fade away.

@verse2wo

[newtwantstofight]

Love how Nate's DnD characters went from Horrid Depression Bisexual, to Anxious In Scottish, to Mean Elf Twink, to Cat™. Honey, he DOES have the range!

[secretlyamess]

Wafflefam, I need your brains please.

Now, I just want to preface this with a couple of things:

1. Yes, this probably would be better off on the subreddit but I don’t think anyone ever uses it anymore tbh (and ngl Reddit scares me right now. I didn’t need to know about how some people feel about a female YouTuber/streamer I really look up to).

2. I recently got into the show. Like I’m talking last year at the start of quarantine. I’m currently on episode like 111 or 112. So if this is something that’s mentioned/discussed in a later episode try to keep it spoiler free in your answer.

3. It’s a very dumb request/thought process/question whatever the hell you want to call it.

4. Yes, I’m very much so aware that this NPC is a Curse of Strahd centric NPC that was just reoccurring and was adapted (for lack of a better term) for the DCA-verse.

Okay, on to the meat of the post. So as most of, if not all of us, are aware Paultin can break the 4th wall and has some degree of 4th wall breaking knowledge. We know he knows about Perkins to an extent, he knows some pop culture stuff (Diath not being Naruto enough), and even knows to an extent some of Nate’s lyrics (popping his head in to say “I understood that reference” when Perkins had an NPC quote a couple of lines from “Phantom.”)

Recently, a new sourcebook was announced. So I guess what I’m getting at is would Paultin’s 4th wall knowledge allow him to know that this book exists and was “written” by resident parent killer Van Richten? And if so, what do y’all think would be his reaction to it?

[smolwash]

New Years Ficlets Dice Camera Action

Note: ocs included

You had snuck away from the raging party, needing some air and quiet. That’s when you saw someone you didn’t expect to see.

Paultin:

Paultin. You stood by him, a little worried.

“Hey, you okay?” you asked and he gave you a shrug.

“Fine. What about you?” he asked before taking a heft drink from his wineskin.

“Just needed some air and some quiet.” you answered and Paultin nodded.

You two took a seat in the cool grass in comfortable silence, you head resting on his shoulder. You could hear the muffled cheers of the countdown. Paultin gently moved your head so he could kiss you.

Diath:

Diath. You went and stood by him. He looked over and you gave him a smile,

“You needed air too huh?”

“Yeah” you confirmed, “dragged here by Paultin?”

“And Mavriel, I bet”

“You can say that again.”

The two of you shared a laugh before sitting together in the grass. You noticed how cool and soft it felt. You looked at the stars and heard the muffled countdown. You made your choice. At the countdown’s conclusion you pulled Diath into a kiss

Keelee:

Keelee. The poor kenku must have been dragged to the party by his mentor Mavriel.

“Hey Keelee.”

He squawked in surprise before turning to see you. He relaxed once he knew it was you.

“Oh, hey (Y/N).” he responded warmly.

You two sat in a comfortable silence, not needing to say anything. The muffled countdown broke this though and at its end you kissed the side of his beak.

Strix:

Strix. The poor gal must have been dragged to the party by the others. You went and sat by her, sitting in comfortable silence with her. You heard the countdown and at its end you kissed her cheek.

Evelyn:

Evelyn. She must have been dragged here by her bard friends. You took a seat next to her. “hey Evelyn”

“Oh, hey (Y/N)! What are you doin’ out here? Shouldn’t you be inside?”

“I just wanted some air. What about you?”

“The same really.”

You two chatted before hearing the countdown, muffled as it came from inside. At the end, you gave Evelyn a quick kiss.

Mavriel:

Mavriel. Usually she’d be inside drinking and dancing with some attractive person. What was she doing out here alone? You went and sat by her. She looked over and gave you a smile before looking back up at the stars.

“Whatcha doin’ out here all alone?” you asked her

“Thinking” she shrugged. Ah, there it was. Thinking meant she was in a negative thought loop.

“About? And be honest”

“Home and myself” she answered vaguely but honestly.

“Hey, look at me, everything’s gonna be okay. We’ll figure everything out. Together. We’ll help you. Okay?” Mavriel managed a more authentic smile at that and nodded.

“Yeah, okay”

She wrapped an arm around you and seemed in better spirits. The countdown, muffled slightly from location,could be heard and you saw Mavriel’s smile turn impish. At the end of the countdown she kissed you quickly before getting up and hurrying off with a “come catch me” and you chuckled. At least she was back to herself.

[incorrect-wafflecrew-quotes]

Strahd: I can smell your blood 

Paultin, drunk as hell: Come out and fight bitch

(Submission by potootrashheap)