#paulypeligroso

[lockedtombed]

this is my all-time favorite tweet

[witstream]

Five Tweets I Love: @PaulyPeligroso

We asked Pauly to name his five most favorite tweets and so he did and so here they are so there what else do you want out of this sentence it's given you all it has:

Nothing is worse than having a cranberries song stuck in your head, in your head, in your heeeeeeeeeeaaaad zombie zombie zombie eee eee

— Adam Juskewitch (@juskewitch)

August 10, 2011

"I know a tweet is good when it makes me jealous I didn't think of it. This in one of those."

*rubs egg McMuffin around edge of tibetan singing bowl*

— A Magical Corpse (@Dead_Wizard)

April 27, 2013

"This is the tweet that made me follow him. The imagery. *kisses fingertips* Magnificent!"

Got fired from STAPLES for stealing office supplies from work.

— dan guterman (@danguterman)

March 21, 2013

"Read this one and emitted a loud 'HA!' like an asshole."

I Would Walk 500 Miles (Just To Be The Man Who Doesn't Pay For Parking)

— Dave Ihlenfeld (@daveihl)

March 5, 2013

"I'm a sucker for a good song reference, apparently."

Every time Beyoncé types out her name, she has to google "Pokémon" and then copy/paste the "é".

— Mark Leggett (@markleggett)

March 25, 2013

"Genius."

[afoodbook-blog]

Every time I make a mistake on a tweet, Paula Deen vaginally inserts a stick of butter.

PaulyPeligroso

[bosstownsports]

So a homophobe, a rapist, and a black guy walk into a bar, and everyone's like "Can I have your autograph, Kobe?"