#pause for applause

[captainyaps]

eugh Tiresias more like TIME-RESIAS AMIRITE

[mischievous-liar]

▶"Do you know what Thor does when he's upset? He storms out."◀

[mischievous-liar]

;;Me, starting my stream of replies: Let's Ragna-rock and roll, bitches

[arwynnywra]

Hotmail

For when you have to access your old Neopets/GaiaOnline account so you wade back into the fetid swamp of long forgotten spam e-mail and unfriendly user interface to roll up your sleeve and dig through the chunky clunky depths to pull out automatically generated missives to a version of you that a you from 15 years ago sounded cool.

“Reset Password, MagesticFaerieFlyer55?”