#pause for laughter

[ab-of-steel]

Francis: *in excruciating pain*

the audience:

[puddle-wants-to-live]

Catch me in the audience of MAG 172

[intoapuddle]

“everything is nipples or piss with him” i mean you’re right but you shouldn’t say it :/

phil brought this on himself man i’m just stating facts

[the-quotable-alberta-hansard]

September 12, 2019

Mr. Gotfried: A couple of questions, but I’ll start out with one. We certainly don’t want any mirrors in what you’re doing, but there might be some smoke. Can you comment on the cannabis market here in Canada? It has certainly been a market which is – maybe you can call it the pot-com instead of the dot-com market as we go forward.

[the-quotable-alberta-hansard]

September 11, 2019

Mr. Sweeney: That’s an $8 million commitment from Canada to assist us in making sure that our officers can be appropriately prepared when they stop people who may have consumed drugs. And not just cannabis; that includes the full spectrum. We’ve also been . . .

The Chair: Thank you, ADM Sweeney. I’m sure we’ll get back to this and get into the weeds on this topic.

[the-quotable-alberta-hansard]

February 26, 2019

Mr. Nixon: I’ve got a question for my friend Al, who comes from the same county as me, Mr. Chair. In fact, back home they call him Big Al unless he’s giving a speech with me, and then he’s Medium Al.

[snapdragonsejant]

Okay but really I’ve only known about it for about five minutes and Point & Clickbait is already my new favorite thing on the internet.

[emobaria]

we all know zac Efron is my celeb look alike