#pawneean

[platano]

✍ draw me with Linda belcher!!

im not drawing anyone its just characters, chill

[puppyboy]

pawneean replied to your post “this is fun ask me 2 record more stuff”

Say things like "pero like" or something about burning ur tortilla en el comal

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rJxoOzy2UG

this is a mess 

[parksandrecandfoodandstuff]

Tom: "There's nothing more American than lemonade. Just saying the word makes you want to drink some. Now you can. Check under your seats."

Carter: "Hey-hey. It has my name on it."

Tom: "Yes it does. Classic for you, Carter. Darva, yours is a pink lemonade. I know you love that."

Darva: "Because I like pink."

[parksandrecandfoodandstuff]

Leslie: "Well, frankly, it's because of Stu. Here's a man who was ready to retire. Spend time with his family. Travel. Then he realised, no, I want to spend my time in a small metal box all summer, bent over a boiling cauldron of steaming, bubbling meat. making stew is hard. Up at the crack of dawn. Back-breaking labor. Your clothes smelling like salt and gristle. Sure, profits are minimal, but Stu doesn't care about that. Maybe a year extension isn't enough. Maybe we should make it five years. Heck, why don't we give him a lifetime deal. I'd like to see Stu ladling out his pungent beef smoothies, until we bury him under that shed.

[parksandrecandfoodandstuff]

Leslie: "Now, Stu, I know that you're thinking about retiring, and I'm here to ask you to reconsider. What do you say? Keep that Lafayette Park stand open, pumping out the stew like you do."

Stu: "I don't know. I'm looking forward to spending time with my wife, working on some new hobbies. I was thinking about getting into bisques."

Leslie: "Stu. You have been a staple in the parks department system for years. Retirement is for the birds. You're gonna be so bored. I'm gonna say this because you need to hear it. Screw bisque."

Stu: "That makes a lot of sense."

Leslie: "Yeah."

Stu: "What now? What do I do?

Leslie: "Well, we're gonna need to convince the business council to keep you around, but that's not for you to worry about, I'll take care of it. You just keep on stewing what you stew."

Stu: "Thanks, Leslie. This calls for a toast. Susan, stew flutes, please."

Leslie: "To Stu. Oh my god. That's very hot."

[parksandrecandfoodandstuff]

Police officer: "We got a tip about some food entering the country illegally."

Ben: "No. No-no-no-no-no-no. It's just cheese, guys. Uh, I got it in France."

Police officer: "Okay. Did you declare it on your customs form when you re-entered the country?"

Police officer two: "We're gonna need you to come down to the station."

Ben: "I'm sure that's not necessary. Let's just-This is really good cheese. You should try some."

[parksandrecandfoodandstuff]

Barney: "I hope you don't mind, we decided to throw you a pizza party to say congrats for cracking the case."

Ben: "Oh my god, you guys! Let's look what we got here. Wait a sec. That's not pizza. Those are calzones! I love calzones!"

Barney: "I know."

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