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Saúl | South FL 🧿

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my bday is tomorrow 😌✌🏼 here’s my best quarantine selfies

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remembered to take my probiotics today

[c3po]

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

[rcktpwr]

*hogs squealing*

[maeamian]

BTW don't click any NYT links today (December 8th 2022), the NYT Union have called for a digital boycott in support of their 24 hour walk-out

[lizardsister]

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hi i’m 2 months behind on rent bc my roommate was layed off and rental assistance he applied for fell through if anybody can help me not be overwhelmingly stressed during finals season i would really appreciate it 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

venmo: chaokarate

cashapp: $aspenavelar

0/$1000

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25/$1000 tysm!!! anything helps even a dollar i mean it

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if i don’t have the money by the 9th we are getting evicted pls help :((((

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307.33/$1000 you are all such angels 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

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566.33/$1000 feeling crazy i never thought i’d get this close to being able to pay this🫡🫡🫡🫡

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hi i’m 2 months behind on rent bc my roommate was layed off and rental assistance he applied for fell through if anybody can help me not be overwhelmingly stressed during finals season i would really appreciate it 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

venmo: chaokarate

cashapp: $aspenavelar

0/$1000

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25/$1000 tysm!!! anything helps even a dollar i mean it

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if i don’t have the money by the 9th we are getting evicted pls help :((((

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307.33/$1000 you are all such angels 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

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whoever just sent me $100 i love you so much 🥺💕

422.33/$1000

[satyronmars]

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might try to use this again hmmm

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once again asking who has the drag race s14 link

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ok so nobody has it oh well! good to see tobby pussy indulgence is still going strong but i’m off here again my twitter is tiddie_

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once again asking who has the drag race s14 link

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hi

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[kristina100000]

seeing sophie on other people's tv screens. the entire grammys should've been a tribute to her quite literally

[bichoso-deactivated20210809]

brown eyes (beautiful)

[sigurross]

green*

[bichoso-deactivated20210809]

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[htcd]

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

[bananahomo]

you take that back right fucking now

[scififantasystuff]

Unfortunate news… scientists have discovered that shrimp do not see “extra colors”.

We thought that they did because they have 12 different molecules for photoreceptors, whereas humans have only 3. BIG difference, right??

Nope. Turns out that they simply do not have the mental wherewithal to blend, and so needed a separate receptor for each color. The human brain adds color emissions together to create a singular representative color, like reverse engineered printing. Shrimp can’t do that. They can’t take light emitting “green” and light emitting “red” and come back with “yellow”, like we do. They have to have a receptor for yellow, and are relatively horrible at distinguishing shades of colors.

So at the end of the day, not only do shrimp not have “extra colors”… they see less than we do. Shrimp can’t see the fake colors :(

[luxflora]

babe wake up new shrimp color drama dropped

[enemy-stand]

They finally animated the legendary Sexy Reverse Harem Jutsu.

[faggo-tron-prime]

I will never watch this show but this is so funny!

[badassdemonsword]

who is that wet little beast I see off in the distance

[horrorofthebeast]