#pawnloveshot

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Spontaneous Lucienposting be upon you . Hopefully I won’t be killed . :’)

He’s . Weird. Like, simultaneously, it would be extremely easy for there to be an alternate timeline where he doesn’t suck, but despite that, there are very few mirror worlds where he’s a good person. Nice Lucien……scarys….

Fun fact the reason his sister is the one exception to his bullshit is because I was listening to Painful Death for the Lactose Intolerant and thought . yyeah this could be them. This part specifically made me think that.

Imagining him in the League of Nine is funny….inserts himself into Gubohuan’s bullshit Rouxls Kaard style….. Also he has a wedding ring he refuses to acknowledge or talk about . Number 1 pawnloveshot hater and it’s his own relationship.

I think he’d get along best with Jia Huan but . In the sense that they agree a lot and hate each other because they’re too similar. Maybe he’d get along with Nelly? If so it’d be very surface level/just basic politeness. He would. Fffucking hate Ahab. They’d think the other is stupid probably, even more so with them both failing at something (Ahab with the whale, Lucien with his cult). With Hermann, he’s probably like the mischaracterized version of Outis I see a lot, just maybe a bit less so. Probably called a massive bootlicker. Except everyone knows he’s lying so there’s no point in him keeping up the act, but he does regardless.

Him and Tobias is where I . Have no idea what’s happening. Because like. Obviously he only likes Tobias as a punching bag or means to get what he wants. And I don’t know if there was actually any interest in their relationship aside from that. Like . He doesn’t like any relationship Tobias is in (stickbias, tobiasod, etc.) and part of it is definitely just. He doesn’t want Tobias to have any kind of positive connections or support system. But also part of it might be that he thinks Tobias should be with him still. On a similar note . Like . If he is does like Tobias romantically, there is no possible scenario where he’d be good at that. <- in the sense that he is egotistical and abusive and a horrible person way not in the ‘he just doesn’t know how to express himself and is actually misunderstood 🥺’ way. Probably a given but . specifying just in case.

Probably weird for Tobias. Like, this guy abused and manipulated you, will always do so, and there is no scenario where he wouldn’t, but he gets in a relationship with a guy he despises and a guy he wanted to manipulate, and despite that he treats them better than you???

I really need to think about this guy more :’) For someone so important in Tobias’s lore I really don’t have much on him except . Stuff I’m too scared to talk about yet.

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how do we announce pawnloveshot to mutuals

Behold . Failed toxic yaoi that turned very niceys and healthy besides the fact that Lucien hates it

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pawnloveshot is a funny ship to me. lucien fucking hates shiloh's guts but tolerates annie, annie feels nice around shiloh somehow but doesn't really like lucien all that much and shiloh loves both his darlings with all his heart

Verry joyous :) A relationship like that should like . fall apart immediately but i guess all the toxicity just . Cancels out or something

They’re all verry happy in their marriage most definitely just ignore the limbillion times Lucien says he hates it :) that’s irrelevant

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is this pawnloveshot

(credit to whoever badluck is)

Yes absolutely most definitely

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i analyzed something

what am I doing

verry good in-depth analysis 10/10

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sending the pawnloveshot refpost here

lucien you are soon to have two husbands and the husbands are husbands and you're their husband and the husbands will take you out on little husband dates where you three are all husbands /ref

also you absolutely hate one of your two husbands. the other one is Tolerable but he's a cannibal

Such a joyous time. Will he ever love both of his husbands ? Who knows. But his hatred for Shiloh is funny so he gets to suffer for now