Dec 28, 2020
w-where is he poking...
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w-where is he poking...
get off ur hiatus bih!!! i miss u
#cLINGY
heya @fluffles-xx would you mind grabbing my arm so that I can tell @naegisbutt that I’ve been touched by an angel?
You also get 21 birthday licks.
I want to date you so hard, and then marry the shit out of you, then raise the fuck out of our kids and give you all the motherfucking love and support you’d ever fucking need, and pay the hell out of that fucking mortgage. And then, when the gutters are clogged, I’ll get up that fucking ladder and clean that shit up while you stand by the kitchen window, comically judging my work. And then we can vacuum the fuck out of our carpet so hard that we’ll have to get a new one. We’ll wash our clothes so goddamn fucking hard. Forget rinse, we’ll use high fucking speed. Buy a fucking minivan to stuff our beautiful fucking babies into and drive the fuck out of it; then we can go to some parent-teacher meeting and meet the fuck out of our kid’s teacher, then judge the shit out of her in the car. And we can then pile all the children in the fucking minivan and go to the store and shop for groceries so hard that we actually have to make more than two trips to get all that shit inside the house, and then cook the fuck out of our kitchen until we have no food left and we feast on that shit for fucking days. I will eat the fuck out of your homemade cookies no matter how fucking burnt they are then wash the shit out of the dishes together until our entire hands get fucking pruney. We’ll watch out kids fucking graduate and motherfucking tear up like the badass bosses we fucking are. We will grow so damn old together; we will look like fucking raisins. I will fucking tell you every single second how much I fucking love you, holding each other’s fucking hands so hard that we shit ourselves until we die and rot as motherfucking corpses together. Til death do us fucking part. Happily ever fucking after.
This was a very aggressive way to tell me that you love me and I am ok with this.
Had the absolute best day/night with the boy yesterday. So. Much. Fun.
On the way home from shopping earlier
*Talk dirty comes on the radio*
Me: Baby talk dirty to me.
Her: Mud.
PHOTOS - Rosie Huntington-Whiteley & Jason Statham: Romantic Slopes Getaway!
Taking some time out for themselves, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham hit the slopes on Thursday (January 3) in the French Alps.
The 25-year-0ld supermodel and the 45-year-old actor dressed in their best snow gear as they skied and snowboarded and even sneaked in some PDA.
The couple have been vacationing with friends for the past few days.