goes to bed early, thinks anything past midnight is late
hands and feet are the same size as mine
uses emojis more than anyone I’ve ever met
always says he thinks I’m amazing even when I’ve spent the past hour crying and yelling about how awful I am
is vaguely religious but didn’t yell at me for being so pissed and in pain today that I said to him “if God exists but is letting me go through this, he can fuck himself”
refuses to show his teeth when he smiles in pictures unless I ask a million times but has like. the cutest teeth smile and does it constantly in person. not fair.
has a dimple but it’s hard to see because beard
thinks tieflings are OP because they get Hellish Rebuke for free
gives me goodbye/goodnight kisses (basically making kissy noises in the mic) over discord, one time my mom heard and it was kind of embarrassing
when I feel bad he always talks things out with me to see how he can help
likes puns and cheesy pickup lines
“Love you, night, sweet dreams” with hand motions
when I get petty over asinine shit he just ignores it and says he loves me or other cute shit, basically already forgiven me
pretends that just because he is from NJ means he never gets cold, but then starts shivering when he goes outside
FRECKLES AND MOLES, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
wears a jacket around the house over his shoulders like a cape
softest lips in existence probably
asks me if I’ve eaten yet every day because he knows I sometimes forget or just don’t feel like it
tries to go to bed the same time as me every night
laughs at my horrible jokes
listens to me complain about things basically all day every day
I can literally ask for compliments and he will give them to me without thinking I’m vain. Seriously this is amazing cuz I have 0 self esteem and I love praise
lets me gush about him to everyone who will listen and won’t get even a tiny bit embarrassed
one glass of orange juice in the morning, only water for the rest of the day. how.
said he was 5′11″ but is no taller than 5′9″
people tell me he’s quiet but I’ve listened to him go on rants about magic/hearthstone/overwatch meta for literally hours with no breaks
kisses the top of my head to pretend he’s a lot taller than me than he is
always encourages me and says he’s proud of me
