Inventions have long since reached their limit, and I see no hope for further development.
Julius Frontinus, 1st century A.D.
This quote I am totally going to use in my Computer In Culture presentation. Just after that would be Moore's Law describing current speed of development. In summary it says that we are able to double the memory size on "single size unit" every two years.
I am fighting now with the font shop, scout's camp accountancy system, project for Real Time Systems and Arduino UNO - for Engineering Thesis.
At last I have time and energy for my engineering thesis and for some work. I've spent last 2 days buying stuff like breadboard, wires, capacitors, resistors, LEDs and bluetooth module. You can see the first two on the photos. Later I had received Arduino UNO from a friend and today I saw a letter containing many ATiny's microprocessors. That's the strange stuff I'm going to master, but still I have no idea how it works. I'm going to feel like crazy scientist when I connect all this stuff. This is going to bring me a lot of fun. "The game is on!"
For now I need a little break. This is why I took a train to Zakopane and I'm grateful for Polish trains making a great step into civilisation which is electricity in compartments. This enables me to do anything. And I'm going to continue working at two django projects. My plan for a perfect winter holiday: snowboard, Evolution Algorithms book, django, surprising girlfriend!
TAGGED: Dianna Agron & Lea Michele
WHEN: Tuesday night.
WHERE: Dianna's room, Adams.
NOTES: In which Dianna confesses her feelings.
Lea was happy that she was dressed and ready when her best friend accepted her invitation for company. Although it had never grown into a full fight, she hated Di being remotely annoyed with her, and was still halfway groveling her way into repentance. Above all else, she missed the beautiful blonde like crazy. She'd always consider the girl as a roommate, after the time they spent living together, so it was to go for weeks without face-to-face communication. "Di!" she smiled widely, walking inside and dropping the bags of assorted food on the floor before throwing her arm around the taller girl. "My lady! How've you been?" Lea spoke quickly due to her excitement, still sparing the time to kiss her friend's cheek.
Dianna wasn't sure what happened between her and Lea, not even sure what annoyed her about the situation so much. Maybe it was just because she was protective of her so she didn't just want her running away to anywhere alone like that without telling her. Or maybe it's just because she cared. Dianna was an extremely caring person so the latter wouldn't really be surprising in the least. Dianna laughed when the brunette dropped her bags on the floor because she knew that the contents spilled everywhere as per usual because that's just how Lea's packing and bagging skills worked. "Lee!" the blonde reciprocated, wrapping her arms tightly around her waist as she picked her up a little before she placed her back on the ground. Dianna was a little surprised by the kiss on her cheek and she covered her flush by bending down to pick up all the things off the floor and place them onto the table. "I've been good. How are you, miss center of all the drama?" Dianna asked raising her eyebrows before she walked over and jumped onto her bed, flopping down onto her back as she patted the bed beside her for Lea to do the same.
Lea groaned, pressing a hand to her forehead before sitting down on the bed, leaning her back against the wall. "Oh god. Better recently, actually," she chuckled. "Brandon's starting to let me in again, and I don't know. I feel like people aren't around as much, so it's easier to forget about all of it," Lea shrugged. "It was a rough few days, but I'm about resilience, so." She picked the package of Nibs out of the bag and opened it, pouring a few into her hands. "Want?" the brunette asked the other girl, holding the bag out to her. Lea had come over to clear up whatever confusion was going on about their banter, but now she just didn't know how to bring it up. Dianna was her best friend, and she didn't want to come across as conceited, or pushing anything, or whatever.
"I can tell you wholeheartedly that Brandon has never liked me because he thinks I'm one of the pretentious actresses but whatever... It's your love life and I don't really get to dictate it. I'm glad he's letting you in again though." Dianna shrugged moving up the bed to mimic Lea's position against her wall. "You're a strong person, I admire that." she admitted quietly, nodding to the nibs to get herself to shut up and popped a couple into her mouth, taking some more into her hand. "I have two questions though... One. What's in this european water? and two. Why did you just leave like that?" Dianna asked softly knowing that this could probably get a little awkward but she wanted to know why her best friend just left her there.
Lea frowned and immediately turned to look at her. "He doesn't like you?! The fuck? Has he actually been being a dick or something, 'cause I'll give him an earful if you're not kidding," she said honestly. "I mean I'm happy he's letting me in again too, but I'll cut the bitch who hurts you." Lea shrugged off the compliment, rolling her eyes a little. "Strong when it's easy to be, and weak at the tiniest crack in the fortress. But alas, I least I try," the girl giggled, brushing her hair behind her ear. "I don't know.. It actually tastes good, so maybe not enough chlorine?" she joked. "O-Oh.. Um.. I mean I hurt people, and I was about to hurt more, and I was hurting. And, I mean.. like.. you know the fucked up drugs I take and the stupid shit I do to myself and just in general. I figured that running away was better than shooting up some heroine and having a bad trip because I was feeling shitty. It was stupid, and senseless, but more than anything I just needed to be alone. Every person I talked to didn't like me, and I earned that, but still. Karma still stings."
Dianna furrowed her eyebrows and shrugged, "He was sort of a dick on the first day but now I just sort of avoid him because I know he doesn't like me. It's fine though, I'm written off as a pretentious bitch here a lot actually. Can't even get my own sister to forgive me." Dianna stated thickly, throwing another nibs into her mouth while listening to Lea, "Well, what if that person's you? Are you going to cut yourself?" she asked, raising an eyebrow as she leaned forward and grabbed a sprite, relaxing back against the wall as she opened the can. "You could've come to me... You could've stayed here with me and if you asked to be alone, I would've left you alone, but at least I would've known where you were and what you were doing not sitting up all night worrying about where the heck you went." Dianna explained using her hands to portray her point more clearly.
Lea squinted a little, mentally side-eyeing Brandon as she wondered what he'd said. "To be fair, the first time I talked to him he called me an annoying twat. He just takes some warming up," she smiled in her other friend's defense. "You're neither of those things. You're not fake at all, and you're ridiculously kind," Lea promised, taking her friend's hand and squeezing it tightly. "I didn't realize I hurt you that badly, but I'd find ways to punish myself for it, mhmm," she nodded, lifting two fingers to show that she was swearing. "I tried to send you a quick message, and then I just couldn't handle it. I didn't go far, just.. I don't know. I was selfish and I thought of myself and I'm sorry. You shouldn't worry about me so much," she frowned, letting go of the other girls' hand. It was pressure when people cared about her.
"That's because you know me too well." Dianna smiled warmly, squeezing Lea's had back as she listened to her somewhat apology to the blonde. She laughed when the brunette held up to fingers swearing that she'd punish herself, "You're such a dork." she giggled, pushing Lea's hands back down so that she was no longer swearing. Now Dianna had to choose her words wisely and carefully because she didn't want anything to come out that shouldn't. "Other than my sister you're pretty much the only person I have... So yes, I have to worry about you. I worry about you all the time but that's only because I know you worry about me too, but I know you don't like when people worry about you but you're just going to have to learn how to deal with my worrying because I care about you and you meant a lot to me." Dianna explained, pulling Lea into her side to give her a sideways hug before she quickly planted a kiss on her temple and pulled away.
"A lovable dork," she corrected, pointing a finger playfully at Di, even though her hands had just been forced down, laughing softly. "That's not at all true, but I can see your point still. Of course I worry about you, but I mean.. I do stupid shit all the time and survive it, and I'm just plain not worth your brain-power. In times of worry, think of that time I forgot that my trailer and stairs and bellyflopped onto the pavement and didn't have a scratch," she giggled, closing her eyes and scrunching up her nose at the girls kiss before pulling Di's arm back around her and cuddling into her. "I love you too, though, Di," she teased. "So don't you dare ever say I don't."
"Yes, an extremely loveable dork." Dianna corrected herself for a final time laughing along with the brunette because she knew at time that wasn't completely true because Lea could really be a stubborn person to deal with sometimes. "Stop it. You're worth everything in my brain and just because you do stuff and you come out with no scratches, doesn't mean that you still aren't hurt. I don't just worry about the cuts and the scrapes and the bruises and the accidents, I worry about what's happening to you on the inside too because if something were to happen to you I don't know what I'd do with myself." Dianna stated seriously, but then looked away shyly as Lea cuddled back into her side and Dianna rested her head on her, "I love you more. You don't love me enough." Dianna joked, slapping the brunette's hand playfully because she knew that this could easily turn into some sort of game.
Lea smiled sincerely at her friend's mini-monologue. "Well.. thank you. I don't even really know what to say, except for me too," she admitted. "I'll try and learn to tell you about the stuff on the inside more. I know I sometimes bottle, and then just unload on whoever asks first, rather than waiting around for the people who actually matter," Lea said, biting her lip softly and making a mental note to try and exercise her self-discipline. "You could never love me more," she gasped dramatically, slapping her friend's leg softly in return.
"It's not good to bottle and you know that... I've told you before." Dianna reprimanded her friend and suddenly wished that these rooms had two beds so that you could at least have a room mate so you weren't so lonely all the time. "Hey!" she yelped, faking being hurt before she slapped her friend on the leg right back. "I bet you a million dollars that I love you way more than you love me." Dianna teased, half joking and half being serious before she reached over and placed her hands on either side of the brunette's waist and started to tickle her, climbing on top so that it was eiaser.
"Yeah, well, I've always been a rebel," Lea said, sticking out her tongue. "No, no, no!" she squealed as her friend started to tickle her, falling onto her back on the bed and laughing wildly. "I love you to the moon and back," the girl forced out through squeaks, laughs, and pants. "So if you loved me way more, we wouldn't be able to see the moon and bad shit would happen in the galaxy! I will always love you more!"
"Admit it, Lee! Admit it that I love you more." The blonde girl teased as she continued to tickle her friend, liking the game they had going on because Dianna had a true advantage at the moment especially since she was already tickling Lea. "Lies. All lies." Dianna joked laughing at how she was wasting her gasps of breath on talking about how they couldn't see the moon if Lea didn't love her more. "I love you to infinity and beyond and infinity always wins so I win." Dianna declared slowly starting to release her hands but they were still tickling her friend a little and once her hands completely stopped, she quickly unstraddled Lea and sat back down against the wall, hiding her embarrassment by taking a long sip of her sprite.
Lea flailed beneath her friend, trying to reach her hips and stomach to tickle the blonde as well, but not managing. Dianna knew all of her secret spots, and she was floundering. "No! I refuse!" she yelped, her laughs starting to mix themselves with the snorts Dianna knew too well. "Ha," she smirked as her friend finally showed mercy. "So I win, then," she grinned, still laying down and putting her legs in her friend's lap.
"No, you don't win." Dianna murmured almost spitting out her drink as Lea legs fell into her lap but all the did was place her hands on top of them and put down her sprite deciding on what to say. Why not go back to this whole water conversation? Something needed to be discussed about it anyways. "I was right about the water, by the way. They poison it to give you feelings towards other people." Dianna stated slyly patting Lea's legs a little.
"I always win," she lied, grinning slyly and chuckling her victory. Her eyebrow raised involuntarily at the immense curiosity her friend's words ignited in her. "Oh yeah? Are you drinking Sprite to try and quell the feelings the water gave you then?" Lea joked. "But seriously, who's caught your eye?"
"I always win." Dianna corrected the girl, shaking her head and smiling at how ridiculous they were being. "No, I'm drinking the sprite because my ass is too lazy to get up out of this bed and grab something different." Dianna answered sticking her tongue out at her friend before retracting it and pursing her lips. "Nobody, it was just an observation." The blonde lied not really sure what Lea would do or say if she told the brunette the truth.
Lea shook her head. "Only if we are one, and then by 'I' you mean us, so I would mean we always win, and you would still mean us too," she babbled. "You follow?" Lea tested, wiggling her eyebrow and laughing, knowing that she was being entirely nonsensical. "Oh, please. I don't believe that for a second. And you tell me about bottling things up," she turned away, 'hmph'ing out in false anger.
Dianna furrowed her eyebrows and help her hands up to stop Lea from babbling, "That whole thing just confused me so much." she declared trying to go over it in her head to see if it made sense to her but alas, it didn't. "Hey now, if you're going to 'hmph' all over my room I'll tickle you again and then I'll kick your butt out of my bed because I am the ruler of this mattress." Dianna stated poking Lea in the back so she would turn around and face her again but she was also trying to slyly change the subject.
"But I didn't hmph all over your room. I've only hmphed in one spot, so you can take that right back. I will be staying in your bed all night, as I do believe I was formerly invited to a sleepover, and I'm gonna put that into action right now, she chuckled. "Hey," she mumbled lazily as her friend poked her back. "Whaaaat," she whined, pouting as she turned to face the other, her legs rolling around in the blonde's lap. "And why the heck are you sitting up?"
"Whiny. Whiny. Don't make me hit you again." Dianna warned raising her hand over Lea's thigh before resting it back down against her calf with her other hand. "Because it's a free country and no one ever said that I had to lie down at the moment, plus I'm quite comfortable like this unless you want to sleep in which case I'll lay down." Dianna explained wondering if Lea actually wanted to go to sleep or not.
"I know you'll hit me anyways. There's no escaping the wrath of a pretentious bitch," she joked, winking teasingly at her friend to try and emphasize how strange it was that anyone should use those words to bully her with. "Ew no, I don't want to sleep. It's like relatively early and shit. Should I sit up? We ain't seein' eye to eye."
"Lea Michele I hate you with all my heart." Dianna glared joking at the girl who ironically just called her a pretentious bitch but she knew why Lea was doing that and she liked that she was trying to help her out a little. "We ain't seein' eye to eye cause you're like 5 inches lower than me..." Dianna pointed out and then laughed at her own joke, "Yeah, you should sit up." Dianna agreed grabbing her remote at the end of the bed before flicking the TV on and looking through all the movies knowing that Lea already watched the Notebook.
"You couldn't if you tried," she retorted, sitting up despite her friend's playful jabs. "Yeah, well.. We ain't seeing brain to brain because I'm 5 inches smarter than you!" Lea stuck her tongue out again and poked the girl's side playfully. "Fine, fine," she agreed, pulling some of Dianna's pillows up against the wall so that they'd have something more comfortable to lean against before cuddling tightly into the other girl's side; swinging her legs back up into the girls lap. "We should watch... The Vow! I haven't seen it yet."
"You obviously don't know me well enough, Miss Michele." Dianna rebuttaled back against her friend knowing that the statement was actually semi true about the situation right now. "That doesn't even make sense! I'm 5 inches taller than you though." Dianna teased again feeling really quick with comebacks today and she sort of liked it. Dianna gulped when she was practically holding Lea in her arms and casually put her arm around her and pulled her coser suddenly feeling really uncomfortable and awkward, "Okay, we'll watch it." Dianna agreed easily because she hadn't seen the movie either but everybody said that it was really good so... might as well.
"I believe you said I knew you too well about, like, 5 minutes ago," Lea reminded, frowning in confusion at her friend. "Yeah, well, shhh," she said lamely, wrapping her arms around Dianna's neck and burrowing her face into her shoulder. "Hehe. Finally our best friend time is here," she said with relish. "Wee, okay. I have no clue if it's going to be good or not, but I have a mega crush on Rachel McAdams. Channing Tatum never caused much burnin' in my loins, though."
"Oh... Sorry. I forget what I said. Don't hold me to it." Dianna murmured shrugging the whole thing off. Okay, so this wasn't going to work for her, especially with Lea clinging onto her like that. Dianna unwrapped Lea's arms from her neck and slowly got out from underneath her but didn't say a word to anything that Lea was saying, standing up from the bed, "I have to tell you something and I understand if you want to hit me or leave or anything like that but you sort of have to know before you get all cuddled up to me like that..." Dianna whispered nervously, her hands playing at the sleeves of her long sweater as she distracted her fingers.
"Nooo," Lea said quietly as Dianna pushed her off, still taking it playfully and pouting as she closed her eyes and fell onto her back again. At the girl's words, however, she sat right back up. "I'll never hit your or leave or anything like that. I love you too much, 'member?" she smiled. "But sure, yeah, you can tell me anything, Di." Lea reached out to take her friends' hands, standing up with her.
"Right, you love me too much." Dianna murmured quietly, trying to sort through the words in her head while apparently Lea wanted to stand too as she was standing in front of her rather then lying on the bed. Dianna knew that she would stumble on her words, it was an old habit and pretty much happened everytime she talked about feelings and she also knew that Lea knew that. "I... I like you... The person I like is you. I'm sorry." Dianna whispered disappointingly, looking at her feet planted firmly on the floor because she really didn't want to look at Lea.
Lea 's head was spinning as she tried to wrap her head around it all. It seemed bizarre. Frankly, it just didn't make sense to her. "I-I.. what? I mean.. I.. What? I don't know if you're messing or not, Di," she half-lied. Part of her knew that her friend was telling the truth, but it was just so unfathomable that she thought it was some sort of strange joke. "I don't know whether to believe it."
Dianna pulled her hand away from Lea's and then sat down on the edge of her bed, putting her hands in her lap as she looked at them, "I worry about you all the time and even though I know you have a boyfriend or ex-boyfriend or whatever Brandon is to you right now... I never paid attention to anything you guys did or said because I only paid attention to the you said to me, or did with me, or how you acted with me and I don't know how it happened but it did and I'm sorry because you're my best friend and I actually don't want to lose you. But, you don't have to believe me, I guess." Dianna explained to the brunette before shrugging because Lea could believe whatever she wanted, at least Dianna told her.
Lea nodded her head slowly. "I-I.. I'm sorry, Di. I had no idea, I mean.. How long has this been..? How long have you..?" The girl shook her head, finding it difficult to string a single sentence together. "You know I'm in love with Grant," she whispered, trying to say it softly as if it would hurt less. "I-I had no idea, Di, honestly. Not a clue. I thought we were just kidding," the brunette said, before instantly regretting her words. "You're my best best friend, lady. I-I'm so sorry," she said, looking down.
"Not long... I don't know." Dianna murmured quietly not really knowing how long it had been but at least she knew some of the causes for it. That, and the strange water. Dianna nodded her head slowly, "Yeah... I know..." she said disappointingly. She wasn't disappointed in the fact that Lea was in love with Grant, she was disappointed in herself because she never seemed to make the right choices when it came to anything. "It's okay. You're my best friend too. If you still want to be, I mean."
"O-Of course, Di. I mean I'm sorry if I'm a bit.. uncomfortable-seeming. I'm not, I mean this doesn't.. This doesn't change anything okay?" she asked, her voice still soft as her hands found her friend's again. "Um.. Just.. Crap," she muttered, unable to find words once again. Hesitating for a moment, Lea looked the beautiful blonde in the eyes before stepping in a little closer and pressing a soft, slow kiss to her lips. "I don't know what to do about anything," she whispered, after pulling away.
"It's fine, I probably shouldn't have told you or anything... Okay." Dianna mumbled feeling like a lost puppy but someone she felt Lea's hands on hers again and she had no idea why, what the hell was she doing? Woah. Pause. Wait. What just happened. Dianna lifted her eyes but was only met by Lea's lips and of course she kissed her back but now she was just confused. "What did you do that for? I thought you were in love with Grant..." Dianna whispered pursing her lips to one side as she waited for the brunette's answer.
"I-I.. I mean that's just the thing to do when someone says they have feelings for you. You kiss them, don't you? And now at least we both know what it feels like," she answered, hoping that it wasn't a mistake. "I am in love with him. No one else, I-I just.. Maybe that was the wrong thing to do, I'm sorry.."
"I don't usually kiss someone unless they like me back, but to each is own I guess..." Dianna mumbled shrugging not really knowing what she would do if anyone ever told her that they had feelings before because it's never happened to her. "I think that I just shouldn't have told you and ignored it. Made a right choice for one." Dianna whispered quietly, feeling like a kicked puppy because all she wanted was to curl up into bed and die from embarrassment.
"That's not true at all. Not even a little bit. You made the right choice and a very brave choice, and now at least you can see that it's not the end of the world, so I hope this doesn't prevent you from telling other people how you feel," she said quickly, not wanting Di to take any of this the wrong way. "You made a perfect choice. I wish I was brave like you to say my feelings so easily. I only just learned how. You're perfect, Di, okay? I'm sorry I kissed you."
"I'm not perfect. Nobody's perfect. I've never had someone tell me that they love me and mean it and I've never even had someone tell me that they even remotely like me. I'm not like you, I can't get all the guys I want and I'm not a resilient as you when it comes to getting things I want... So no, I didn't want to tell you how I felt because besides Austin, I've never done it before and yeah. I'm not perfect." Dianna murmured quickly shrugging as she stood up off the bed and walked away from Lea and over to her fridge.
"You're not by-the-book perfect, no. Everyone's flawed, but your flaws make you even better. You're like a character from a book, and that's my favourite kind of person. I hate the people who are already written, y'know? I'm friends with everyone, but truly close with very few. And I love you because you're different than everyone else. You're a standout, Di. You're fucking.. drop-dead, breathtakingly gorgeous. You're smart, funny, the most kind and compassionate person I know. And those are all just words until you throw in your little Dianna touch, and then it comes to life as this one-of-a-kind person who changes lives, whether you realize that you do or not. Austin is a stupid dick who doesn't know shit, so, rocket scientist my ass. Although peace be upon him, because he's actually my friend and such," she added as an afterthought. "It was good that you told me, Di," she repeated. "You lived your fucking life the way you wanted it. And either way, I kissed you, and how many people can say that they had their first kiss with their crush tonight?" Lea bit her lip, not knowing whether to follow Dianna or stay put. "I-I'm sorry," she said yet again, under her breath as Di walked away.
Dianna didn't say anything, she just sat on the bed and listened to what Lea had to say, liking that she still being supportive of her in some ways and laughed when she called Austin a dick. "He's not that bad, I just hold a grudge too long." Dianna joked slightly, feeling sort of in the mood to be silly but not really. "You only kissed me because you didn't know any better and that's just who you are. You sort of just want to make everyone feel better. You're like a feeling nurse." Dianna pointed trying to figure out whether that made sense or not but thankfully it did. "It wasn't my first kiss. I've kissed other people, just either none of them meant anything to me and I was drunk or they didn't care about me so that was the end of that." Dianna explained as she got off of her bed and opened her fridge, pulling out a bottle of vodka before going back and sitting back down on the bed. "I was planning to skip school tomorrow anyways so why not just be hungover too and make tonight twice as fun." Dianna stated unscrewing the cap before she tipped the bottle back and took a gup before she popped her mouth off the bottle and put it in her lap.
"I want to make everyone feel better, but then I go off and do stupid shit and hurt everyone when I'm in a pissy mood. And then I get overdramatic about it, and the circle goes on and on," she rolled her eyes. "No, no, I meant it was /our/ first kiss. I watched you be all lovey dovey with Alex and then Seb Stan, remember?" Lea giggled softly. "Y-You're sure, Di? I mean I'm all for it, but I don't know if you're actually really upset and now drinking because you're trying to pretend you're not mad or sad at me or something."
"Your circle probably goes with your menstrual cycle or something. And you were just pissy which means that I get a whole month of feel better Lea." Dianna joked. She liked to be funny when she drank. "Oh... Yeah, it was. Is it going to be monumental or something because you're making it seem like it... And just because I was all lovey dovey with them doesn't mean that they were the same was back. Alex was an asshole and Sebastian... well he's just an asshole too cause he told his friends that I was a bitch." Dianna shrugged knowing that she really didn't have the best record for boyfriends or relationships. Dianna didn't want to talk about this anymore. She wanted to move and forget about everything hence the bottle of vodka in her hands. "If you want to stay then you're going to drink with me and not ask question or, well, the door's over there." Dianna explained as she squinted and pointed towards the door.
Lea almost cackled her laughter at the girl's words. "This is true. Maybe I'll just start schedule a monthly week-long getaway. Or just a cage that's timed to hold me for exactly a month, no phones or anything. I'm allowed occasional visitors when my PMSing just makes me weepy, but past that, uh-uh. Complete isolation," she nodded, holding up her hand and making an 'o' with her thumb and index finger. "I don't know. That's a pretty fuckin' big deal, I'd say. I mean I just kissed the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, so I'm pretty damn pleased with myself," she grinned, nudging her shoulder against the taller one's. "All boys are assholes. Case closed," Lea nodded with finality. "Well then.. Aye, cap'n, let's drink. So demanding."
"Yeah yeah, you can thank me later, I know I'm a secret genius." Dianna laughed thinking that her plan was actually pretty brilliant and fool proof. "I think you should stop complimenting me before I decide to kiss you again because I'm pretty sure that it wouldn't end well." Dianna pointed out knowing that Lea calling her the most beautiful girl she'd ever seen wasn't helping anyone's case except maybe the bottle of vodka's. "I'm a very demanding person, didn't you know?" Dianna teasingly asked, raising her eyebrows at the brunette before she handed the bottle of vodka to her and laid down on the bed sighing.
Lea laughed with her friend. "Secret? No, no, honey. The whole world knows of your mad scientist ways," she taunted. "That would just end with me kissing you back all night, but then I wouldn't want to like lead you on and stuff and.. gah, I don't know how this shit works. I'm still not used to people ever liking me ever," the girl said, scrunching up her nose. "Mm, yes. Quite the evil dictator. Relentless, really," she said sarcastically and playfully, opening up the vodka and taking a long swig of it, scrunching her eyes shut as it went down with a burn. "Chasin' it with nibs," she nodded proudly before tossing a mouthful into her mouth. "Don't you sigh all over your room, Di. I'll kick you off of the bed."
"No no, everything thinks I'm a dumb blonde, remember? Mhm. People here like their stereotypes." she corrected Lea knowing that most people were actually typed her so it made things a little more difficult to push the envelope. "It's fine, I know you don't like me so if you kiss me I don't really think it's going to do much plus we're both going to be drunk seeing as how fast we're knocking back that bottle so... You can do whatever you, want lady." Dianna shrugged as she laid down on the bed before she heard Lea say something about Nibs. "You are crazy. Capital C-R-A-Z-Y. I don't know how I survived living with you all those days, my good god." she teased as she sat up on the bed and made a fake pout, "Not fair. It's myyyy bed. Not yours, little miss." she reprimanded the brunette as she pointed a finger at her and shook it.
"You're nuts smart and everyone knows that," she said instantly. Dianna was intelligent in every sense of the word and she didn't understand how anyone could ever question that. "Fair enough. Still, I don't want to.. I just want to do whatever I can to make you feel as good as possible. So just let me know what you'd like me to do, okay? I'll do it, promise," she smiled, hooking her pinky through her best friend's and shaking it. "You just gave me the silent treatment whenever I got too annoying, and then I'd cook for you and it'd all be okay," she reminded with a giggle. "Yeah, well... sh. It's mine in spirit!"
"Okay, I'll tell you what I want then, I guess." Dianna agreed shrugging as she hooked her finger through Lea's and swore on it. They swore on a lot of things and it made Dianna think that they were like five years old or something. "Right right. Lea's food fixes everything because it tastes delicious and you can't just deny her amazing culinary skills." she teased bumping herself against the brunette before sitting up straight again. "Nothing is yours in spirit, dorkon." Dianna mocked pushing her friend softly off the bed before she sprawled out across her bed and took all the whole space. "All mine."
"Good girl," she nodded, smiling and clapping her hands together quickly. "Exactly. I should be in culinary arts. Just don't let me try and make you a 'really nice' breakfast, since I tend to really suck at those," Lea laughed. "Everything is mine in spirit! The world is my oyster, little lady!" She smiled, letting out a dull 'ahh' sound as Dianna pushed her off. Although she had time to put her feet on the ground, she instead decided to just roll onto the floor and land with a muted thud. "You hate me."
"I think the last time you tried to make me breakfast you burned the eggs... So I know better then to ask for that." Dianna teased knowing that Lea did in fact burn a couple of eggs when the blonde lived with her, but that was mostly because she wasn't paying attention. "And I'm your pearl." Dianna pointed out doing a back walkover off the bed and landed on the floor right next to Lea. "Correction. I love to hate you." Dianna corrected the brunette, rolling until she hit her and then continued to roll over her until she hit the other side of the floor.
Lea pouted. "I got an A for effort, and I was probably distracted because you're always hilarious when you're half-asleep," she chuckled, partially to herself at all of the fond memories they'd shared. "Of course. I open myself up and reveal you.. I think is how oysters work, I don't know. Wait, aren't clams the ones with pearls?" Lea raised an eyebrow as she tried to remember, frowning as she racked her brain. "Ah! Jesus," she jumped, scared, before sighing as Dianna came down next to her. "You scared the shit out of me," Lea said, still trying to catch her breath through her laughter. "Uh-uh. I'm easy to love and hard to hate. So if you hate me, it's just because you're a stubborn little arse."
"No, you got an F because you burned our breakfast. Come on now, you know that you would never get an A when it comes to things in the morning. HEY! I'm not that funny." Dianna clarified and then faked a pout as she crossed her arms against her chest. "I don't know, nor do I care. I just know I'm a pearl whether or not they're in clams or oysters so your argument is invalid." she murmured shrugging before she burst out laughing at Lea's reaction to her flipping off the bed, "I do that most days, don't I?" she asked calmly, raising her eyebrows and then wiggling a little before she settled. "I have a fantastic ass for your information. I'm nowhere near stubborn. That's the definition of Lea Michele." Dianna giggled as she playfully slapped her butt.
Lea "Well, someone oughta get off her butt and start making breakfast for herself, then," she argued, sticking out her tongue. "I get an A for awesome, so you hush right up! Excuse me, I was just being a curious cat and wanting to learn about the magic and wonder of our beautiful planet earth, so your unnecessary rudeness is unappreciated here, woman!" Lea hmphed, crossing her arms over her chest. "Of course you do. You're the famous Dianna Assgron. Yours is even - maybe - better than mine. Maybe. Because mine is quite the pretty peach as well," she nodded proudly, snickering at her friend. "Well.. actually yeah, I can't argue that," she laughed, squealing as her friend spanked her before returning it. "You keep hitting me!" Lea cackled, finding the vodka and having another long sip.
