Happy New Year, BITCH! Guess what? You're invited to an ENGAGEMENT PARTY! Giovanni Valducci and Ethan Colfax are celebrating their engagement - ON NEW YEAR'S EVE, if you can imagine. Only a couple of queens could make New Year's Eve all about them.
I'm sure it's going to be a real blast. I bet absolutely nothing dramatic, terrifying, life changing - or life ending - could possibly happen, right? Not in Misty River! Maybe some other town, but NOT THIS ONE!!!! Everything will be fine.
Scan the QR code to make sure you RSVP! Love, Indica Valducci (Giovanni's best friend and person who is generous and sweet enough to throw this party for him! Even though he didn't throw me one when I got engaged to his father. But whatever - I am NOT bitter! Ugh. Rosie Bush is here too and wants to make sure you know she did all the work for this event. She said I just paid and delegated. I told her to have another gin martini in hopes that she'll finally pass out. She told me to go to hell!)
