#peachcorgi

[dontbrag]

Knock knock! *who's there?* Boo! *Boo who?* Don't cry, it's just a joke!

i’m cryin bc i have the funniest followers haha!!!!

br: 9

ba: you rly need a post background bc the text against the grid is a lil hard to read  :~~)

send me a joke for br + ba to 5.3k

[houndastrology]

Capricorn sun, Sagittarius rising, libra moon. Thanks bb! I love you! <3

Hey pumpkaboo! This is gonna be ‘meh’ because I know you so intimately, so this is probably gonna sound familiar from things I’ve said in the past, but that is your burden; you can never get any poetic analysis candidly from me haha. 

Genuinely speaking, I see cold ocean brine crashing against the belly of a large, wooden ship, who’s aged wood speaks of it’s great adventure. The enterprising captain of a well-respected vessel, constantly seeking the undiscovered. I smell chai spice, wine, and feel expensive fabrics from distant lands beneath the palms. 

*I am no longer accepting these, please stop sending them, thank you!