Jan 14, 2016
peaches is an asshole
i stand in my yard, one hand on the Cat Condo Complex and my heart full of longing and frustration
i cry out:
PEAAAAAACHESSS YOU LITTLE SHIT!
YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER CATS BUT YOU’RE NOT OK!!! YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO GET YOUR ADORABLY CAPRICIOUS TAN AND ORANGE BUTT ONTO THE LUXURIOUS HAMMOCK OR EVERYONE HAS TO EAT SHITTY FRISKY BITS FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH