[Actual Regina George]: Jess. [Actual Regina George]: Jessss. [Actual Regina George]: Jessssssss. [Actual Regina George]: Jessa T. [Actual Regina George]: Are you asleep? [Actual Regina George]: You better not be asleep. [Actual Regina George]: There’s snow on the ground and it’s cold as fuck out here. [Actual Regina George]: You need to wake your ass up and let me in. [Actual Regina George]: I have maple bacon glazed donuts and hot chocolate and me, which are all way more awesome than sleep. [Actual Regina George]: I hope the alarm on your phone is really loud and annoying. [Actual Regina George]: I bet it is and it’s saying Jess wake up and let your kickass friend in the house before she freezes to death and you never get the chance to drink or make out with her ever again. [Actual Regina George]: Fuck it. After ten whole minutes of waiting, I’ve decided you only get the pleasure of my company. I get all the donuts and the hot chocolate.
Send ✘ for an unsent text
[Actual Regina George]: Alright, so don’t freak out on me or whatever, but I’m starting to think that this whole make out thing has turned into… more than just a make out thing??? [Actual Regina George]: Idk how, but this is weird af because I have no idea how to do this. [Actual Regina George]: My experience with liking girls is usually just avoiding eye contact and hoping I somehow become invisible so I don’t make an idiot of myself. [Actual Regina George]: I wouldn’t call it a crush… [Actual Regina George]: Wait, is it a crush??? [Actual Regina George]: Or do we call it something else since most people don’t make out with their crushes before they’re their crushes???? [Actual Regina George]: Jfc this is bullshit. [Actual Regina George]: Who even invented the term “crush”??? We should punch them in the nards.
Send ☠ for a threatening message
[Actual Regina George]: Omfg if you do not get here in the next half hour, I’m coming to your house and cutting off all your hair. [Actual Regina George]: You’ll never need to worry about it again and you’ll have an extra twenty minutes to get ready. Everyone wins.
Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message
[Actual Regina George]: Why are you so perfect??? [Actual Regina George]: Like seriously. Who gave you the right to look like that? [Actual Regina George]: It’s not fair. [Actual Regina George]: You’re like a goddamn goddess. [Actual Regina George]: Or one of those VS models. [Actual Regina George]: If I need to wear clothes that actually fit, you know where I get them from? The kid section at Target, because I have the body of a fucking nine-year-old. [Actual Regina George]: You on the other hand are amazing and gorgeous and smart as a whip and all of it confuses the fuck out of me so please stop. [Actual Regina George]: Whatever weird hoodoo shit you got going on, knock it off. Because at this rate I’m gonna spontaneously combust every time I see you.
Send ♣ for a drunk message
[Actual Regina George]: Heyyyyyyy. [Actual Regina George]: Kesssss. [Actual Regina George]: JEssss.[Actual Regina George]: Qhere aew you/?? [Actual Regina George]: I neef my drunkimg buddyyyyy. [Actual Regina George]: Plis kissea siund resllly awrsime riught now. [Actual Regina George]: I domt wanna kidd anyine ekse tinight itd all dudef
