#peachy texts

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Wait, Peach, you draw pornography? Oh god, please don't tell us you draw it of us, now do you?

Peachy: O-of course not! And- I said quite some t-time ago that I d-draw! M-months even!

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Stop avoiding the question!

Peachy: W-well- I- Oh! Y-yes! Right! I-I plan to be a secretary when I graduate from college! And that is- That is why kissing is NSFW. I-it’s a very professional setting y-you know.

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I know your real name, Peachy. :P Or should I say "K"?

Peachy: I…. ??????

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-Holds you softly- My big bro... and I need your help -looks down-

Peachy: Sw-sweet Paw? What’s wrong? Are you alright?

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Yo Peachy now that the whole "cutie mark secret" is over with, is there anything else that you are hiding from us? AnYtHiNg?

I-if there were, why would I tell all of you??

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Ok peachy maybe you are a coward if that's true you're the coolest coward I've ever seen ;)

That's very kind of you to say, Sir Basically.

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Do you like riddles???

Not especially. They're nice in a great while but...

More often than not they just confuse me...

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peachy, somepony like you as new kind of love but you never sex for somepony, right? but all ponies like you, why you are cute more best world's! you are good pony forever....

"Peachy, somepony like you [has been in] love but you've never had sex with anypony, right? But all ponies like you, why you're the cutest in the world! You'll always be a good pony...."

Ah- hm. Well... Th-thank you. But I don't think that's t-true... E-everypony liking me or... b-being cute... B-but I appreciate the th-thought.

I-I've never had s-sex, this is fact.

B-being in love... I... 

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Nothing lasts forever, isn't that right?