my dear friend destroyed me with their simon comment last night and this happened

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my dear friend destroyed me with their simon comment last night and this happened
I don’t want a Pearl... But I would like a friend.
Purple Diamond stared at the door in front of her, eyes narrowed. Beside her stood a yellow pearl, dwarfed by the Diamond.
“Yellow Diamond?” Purple Diamond called out as the door opened.
“Come in.” A voice called from inside, sounding slightly hoarse.
Purple Diamond stepped into the room, the pearl following as the door closed behind them.
The room was varying shades of yellow, hints of red every so often. On one of the large pieces of furniture sat a gem, about as high as Purple Diamond’s shoulder.
“I brought you something.” Purple Diamond stated and the pearl beside her straightened up, folding their arms behind their back.
“What is it?” The gem shifted so he was facing Purple Diamond. His dark hair disheveled.
“A pearl.” Yellow Diamond looked down at the small pearl, which would likely reach his knee if he would stand up.
“A replacement?” Yellow Diamond looked up at Purple Diamond who’s eyes somehow managed to narrow further.
“No. Someone to keep you company. Pink Diamond sug-”
“Don’t talk to me about Pink Diamond.” He snapped, eyes burning with unknown hatred at the name. “She’s absolutely happy that she’s gone.”
“Well. Still. I brought you a pearl.” Purple Diamond gestured for the pearl to take a few steps forward.
“I don’t want a pearl.” Yellow Diamond replied, not even looking at the now rather nervous gem.
“Fine. Come here, pearl.” The pearl turned and walked over to the Diamond.
Yellow Diamond’s eyes widened as he saw Purple Diamond’s eyes flicker with a malice he had seen many times before, he could see her foot start to rise from the ground, likely to crush the smaller gem.
“Wait.” Yellow Diamond struggled to keep his panic and horror out of his voice as he stood up.
Purple Diamond looked at the other, the malice faded from her gaze.
“I’ll take the pearl. Just to see if I’d actually want one.” He hoped the pearl wouldn’t mind being referred to as an object. He could apologize when Purple Diamond left.
Purple Diamond smiled. “Good. I’ll be off to my own room.” With that, she turned on her heel and walked out.
Yellow Diamond strode over to the pearl, shifting his form so he would be the gem’s size, if not quite a bit taller.
“What..?” The pearl stared at Yellow Diamond, rather unsure of why he would change his form.
“It makes me feel better to be in a smaller form when talking to...” He didn’t want to even say lower class. The words were bitter in his mouth. Bitter in hers.
“You aren’t like the other Diamonds.” The pearl said, only to immediately cover his mouth as if he had cursed the name. “M-My apologies my-”
“Don’t worry about it.” Yellow Diamond said before the pearl could get on his knees.
“Huh?”
“I understand that I am not like the other Diamonds. I’m several thousand years younger after all. And... Not a huge fan of their treatment of.. less powerful gems.”
“So you don’t.... shatter other gems?”
Yellow Diamond’s face visibly displayed his horror and disgust.
“S-Sorry if I overstepped my boundaries, my- Yellow Diamond..”
“It’s okay. But no, I do not shatter gems. Its disgusting and a waste of perfectly able gems.”
“The other Diamonds don’t think so.”
“That’s because I’m not like them... How old are you exactly?”
“Not very old.”
“That is fine. We can both learn together. Also.. May I give you a name? I don’t want to just refer to you as ‘my pearl’ or ‘a pearl’ or.. just anything that makes you sound like an object.”
“Whatever you like.” The pearl replied.
“Then... I’ll call you Survo.”
“Like the word, Survivor?”
“Yes. After all. You did just survive almost getting shattered by Purple Diamond. That’s something that should go down in history.” Yellow Diamond chuckled slightly at the thought.
“Survo... All right. May I refer to you as Diamond?”
“Whatever makes you happy.” Yellow Diamond replied, smiling.
Survo nodded. “I am probably the luckiest pearl to have such a kind Diamond.”
“Yes.. Yes you are.” Yellow Diamond replied, too quietly for him to hear.
I have a good idea for a shoot!! YEE!
I literally always look tired wtf I get like 8-9 hours of sleep and yet SOMEHOW I still have MASSIVE FUCKING CIRCLES UNDER MY EYES