WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ADDED PENIS?
I caught your ad selling an Electro-Harmonix Big Muff Pi and have to ask what you meant in the ad when you said it came with "added penis?" Just a concerned uncle here, trying to look for a good distortion pedal for my niece's Fender rig, and I'd prefer to know what I'm buying exactly. If penis is some kind of mod or aftermarket addition, let me know. Here's the copy I'm referencing: "For sale: one mint in-box Electro-Harmonix Big Muff Pi Deluxe with added Penis. Used twice in a smokeless studio for a recording project. Otherwise in as-new condition, including Penis. Will throw in power supply for additional $5." The picture looks like a regular, no-penis-included guitar distortion pedal, so I'm wondering what the penis is all about? If I want the pedal without the penis, is this a possibility? That would be my preference. If I get the pedal and the penis is included, will it be easy to remove? Please remember, this is for my niece, and I'm trying to get her into playing guitar without introducing her to any adult content. No offense, but I probably will just wind up needing to take the penis off. Let me know what the deal is. If the price really is $70 and the penis is removable, or I can just buy without the penis, I'd love to meet up to buy.







