Pee story number 1:
I had to pee super bad in highschool while I was at the theater rehersal, and our janiters fucking hated the school theater group, so they’d always lock the bathrooms, normally we could steal the teachers key to go open the doors, but like the irresponsible fuck he was, he left a 19 year old in charge of 10 students between the ages of 14-18 and power tools, in the highschool with no real staff supervision.
Now i really had to pee, like bad. the 19 year old in charge of us, tyler, told me to go pee outside in the bushes. Not gunna happen. We did have a sink in side our tech room, and a small closet that had a padlock, and we’d every now and then shove people inside, and lock them in. Well we did that to this guy, Peaches, then forgot about him in there.
Then the real urge to pee came in, I couldn’t hold it in any longer, I run to the sink, drop my pants and start peeing. My friend kara stood guard. Well apparently the pluming runs right under Narnia, the closet we locked Peaches in. He was very traumatized after the experience of hearing me pee, Kara was traumatized after having to help me pee in a sink, and I busted a fucking gut knowing I pissed in a school sink.