#peepa roach

[black-suns-rim]

At least peepa roach smells good now

[crowworkz]

peepas escape

(characters owned by: @black-suns-rim )

[black-suns-rim]

Hi tell roach I love him

[black-suns-rim]

I swear, every Peepa roach post I awaken sleeper agents

[black-suns-rim]

Can we get an update on peepa? 🙏

[black-suns-rim]

Where is that old fart papaw ROACH I got some bones to pick with him

caretaker: don't bother him, i just got him to take his nap

peepa: -LOUD SNORING-

[black-suns-rim]

Can you do something with peepa roach where he goes to sleep and stops breathing so everyone thinks that he's dead and they get a doctor to come out and confirm it and the doctor says that he is deader then a door nail so they dig a grave and just as they are lowering peepa into the grave he wakes up and starts yelling at people that he's not dead and it just a really sound sleeper.

Holy crap, this has been sitting in my ask box for over a year, ever since July 27 of 2022. 💀

[black-suns-rim]

Kahn'shu loves human women and Peepa can hear the voice of Centanu

Ok, so it's been a while ever since I've made a post talking about these two. BUT, do I have some juicy info for you guys. Let's get right into it.

I think I've hinted at this before in one of my OLD short stories (maybe some other posts) that Kahn'shu has an attraction for human women. He used to have a human wife, but she passed away from old age. This was before knowing that yautja blood could greatly extend a human life. Of course he was pissed off he learned that a couple of years after his human wife passed, but now that he knows, if he gets another human mate, he will make sure to give them some of his blood.

Now for everyone's favorite yautja granddaddy

So I was talking with @yautjalover in a discord server and they made a joke saying the yautja gods only keep peepa alive because he's entertaining. To add onto the entertainment, Centanu (the yautba god of death) speaks to peepa in his mind just to mess with him and to make him seem even more crazy than he already is.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Peepa: If I ever see centanu, I'm gonna kiss him on his hot mouth!

Kahn'shu: Oh paya, please take him already

Centanu to peepa: ok, bet

Peepa: HUH? WHO SAID THAT?

Kahn'shu: great, he's hearing voices again