Imagine being surprised by Xander’s behavior.
When you arrived at the library to “cubsit” him with Willow, you were expecting a vicious predator. Locked away, he was almost submissive. Just sweet talking you into approaching his cage. Instead of snatching your arm, Xander took your hand in his own, fingers caressing your palm. Confused, you looked down to ponder what to do. Then propelled yourself backwards.
“Willow! Close your eyes.”
Startled, she placed her hands over them as an extra precaution. An inhuman stiffy jutted out of his fly. You remembered he was possessed by a hyena spirit. And you were ovulating.
“______, earlier, were you joking about owning a strap-on, or...?”
Note: I was annoyed by The Pack’s inaccuracies lol.











