#pemc

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Penny: what’s my last name

Maz: Oxton

Penny: that’s your last name

Maz, on one knee: well It sounds better on you

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MC, entering the great hall on rollerskates: Penny, my good bitch, look at this muggle stuff Ben got me

Penny, crying: how are we dating?

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SHE’S GAY

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One hour in to saying I’m really gay for Penny and Myron is already telling me to ask her out.

Nice

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Maz chickening out of asking Penny out vs Penny very clearly flirting with Maz

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Penny: there are always ways to be a pacifist. Violence is never the answer

Merula: *insults MC*

Penny: FIGHT ME YOU BASTARD, SQUARE THE HELL UP

MC: Penny! Calm down, what happened to pacifism!?

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Mc: we should go inside the cursed vault

Penny (and literally everyone else):

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Rowan: so how did your date with Penny go?

MC: I tried to compliment her by saying “you have a nice smile and beautiful eyes”

Rowan: aw that’s sweet, what went wrong?

MC: I panicked and just said “you have eyes”