Nov 19, 2022
Now that International Men's Day is coming to an end, I've been handed the task of making it exciting to be a cis man for the remained 364 days. And so I'm happy to announce that
I've randomized your penises
If you're a cis man reading this, quickly check your schlong!
It may have gained awesome new features like dispensing coffee and tea!
OR it may simply have turned upside down!
OR it may have turned into antimatter, in which case you must've been annihilated, in which case good riddance!
The possibilities are endless, because the monkeys typing this up are endless!
(Oh and some of you may have had your dicks removed entirely so you're welcome for the free bottom surgery)