Jul 11, 2025
gonna be so real bestie. arm over your shoulder like were drinking together. i cant decide if youre liek 16 or 26 and to me youre both at once and schrodingers cat or whatever that guys name is. its got dinger in it. you know. like the penis. pats you on the shoulder but lets be real its a slap. sorry.
i want to print this ask out and frame it on my wall
#i feel like i ought to make a special tag for you to avoid any indication of my age#so we can stay in this space together#carrier pigeon#im ngl i forgot what tag i gave you but#penis shoulder#is what i thought i was reading for a solid 30 seconds before i recalibrated so you get to be thet now#i will forget this again#so glad we r mutuals bc we're on the same wavelength