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BAU X Southern! Female! Reader

I’m from South Georgia, have a strong southern drawl, and CANNOT what so ever, find any southern readers, except there are two, for Bucky Barnes and Tom Hiddleston if you type southern reader into the search bar on here. They’ll be closer to the end. But anyway, this is based off that one episode where Morgan tells Rossi he’s never been fishing. this is 1,020 words and only two pages on word online so... i do plan on writing more of these to go with this.

You were walking by the door when you heard those words. They immediately caused you to backtrack and fully open Rossi’s door to step in.

“Did you just say that you’ve never been fishin’? Well, after this case, we have a mandatory two day break. Don’t bother making’ plans.” With those words you left the room causing Morgan and Rossi to turn to each other and with a raised eyebrow.

As soon as the words “Wheels up in thirty.” Left SSA Hotchner’s mouth, you said,

“Everyone wait a moment please. Due to Morgan bringin’ up the fact that he has never been fishin’ before, let’s try and finish this case by Wednesday so we have until Monday off. Y’all need clothes for hot weather, and I want the young'uns to come with us. I’ll take care of all the expenses, all I ask is that y’all be ready by 6 o’clock a.m. Thursday morning.” You stated before gathering your stuff.

“Where exactly would we be going L/n?” Hotch questioned, the rest of the team looking up at you.

“Well, I’m goin’ home, and y’all are comin’ with me. I figured it’s been long enough since I last seen my kin folks, I was plannin’ a trip down there soon, might as well take y’all with me. So, y’all get ready for Fitzgerald, Georgia.” The last part was tossed over my shoulder as I made my way to my desk and grabbed my go bag.

As Penelope walked passed me going to her bat cave, I stopped her.

“Hey Penny, make sure you pack some flip flops, tennis shoes, and shorts okay? I know you like them big ole nice lookin’ dresses like you got on now, but it’s gunna be ‘mpractical where I’ll be takin’ y’all.” With my advice, she looked surprised.

“Wait, you were talking about me to?” It showed on her face as she turned to face me completely.

“Course darlin’ bring stuff you’d wear to the park on a hot summers night. And sun block.” She nodded before huggin me tightly around my middle and dashing off to her layer.

After boarding the jet, and reviewing the case once more, J.J. asked about Will and Henry, wondering if it would be safe for her child.

“Of course Hun, the ponds I plan on takin’ y’all to are private property, so y’all won’t need a fishin’ license, and I’ve been goin’ to ‘em since I was knee high to a grasshopper. I think that both Jack and Henry will have fun messin’ around and fishin’. I mean, I’ll be able to when I teach Morgan how to fish.” I reassured her as I patted her hand.

Morgan, who had heard my last comment turned to me and said,

“Hey now sweetheart, Pretty boy over there don’t know how to fish either.” I gasped as I realize he was absolutely right.

“I can’t believe that actually slipped my mind. Reid, I’m sure you’ll love it. You can use math to see how far from shore you’ll needa throw to catch ya a big un. And do you know if Savannah’s coming Derek? I know she’s usually busy with the hospital.” I tore my gaze off of Spencer and turn my eyes to Derek as I asked him the question.

“She actually will be able to. Somehow, she got Thursday to Monday off. No idea how that happened though.” He shrugged and began to fiddle with his telephone. i grinned a secret grin, knowing that i had personal connections with the person who created the schedule at the hospital Savannah worked at.

“How about y’all Rossi? Hotch?” I glanced at the men who sat across from each other.

“What kind of fish are we most likely to catch?” was what came out of Rossi’s mouth.

“well, catfish, bass, white perch, maybe some crappies among others. You should be fine with a regular pole and some 10-pound line. what about you and Jack, Hotch?” i turn to look at the man as i finish answering Rossi’s question.

“i don't have any plans and it isn't soccer season so yeah, you said six?” his baritone rang through the air.

“right-o sir. it won't be exactly 6, but no later than 6:30 hopefully. I'll pick Spencer, Emily, Garcia, the Morgan and his old lady, JJ and them, then ill pick up you and Jack, with Rossi being the last one. unless any of yall wanna take your own transportation, i was planning on renting a bus or van of some sort. i mean, with the young'uns on a road trip, and having to deal with Morgan all the way down there, phew.” I raised my voice during the last part, messing with Derek.

“Hey now, Y/N, i think that it’ll be Pretty Boy here that you'll have to worry about. get him started on Quantum Physics and he’ll never shut up about it.” Morgan jest at the younger man.

“Actually, the theory of the Quantum relm is actually rather spectacular. how it happens I-.” just before Reid could lift his hands up and dig deeper into the subject, he was beginning to talk about Morgan cut in with

“Kid, you know that the only other person on here that would know anything about that is Y/N, and that's only because she's a comic nerd.”

“I'll have you know that I learned about the Quantum relm through a movie thank you very much sir.” the words escaped before i could stop myself.

“oh yeah. and what movie was that mama?” with raised eyebrows he asked his question.

“Antman and the Wasp.” i mumble.

“sorry, couldn't hear you there, do what?” oh he had heard me, i could tell by the smirk on his face.

“Antman and the Wasp.” i say, color high on my cheeks.

“a superhero movie, that's what I thought. nerd.” he leaned his head back with a laugh.

“Spence, i would love to know more about the quantum relm and quantum physics.” i say, looking at the man before turning slightly to the left to stick my tongue out at Morgan.