#penparadventure

[tintedhq]

Rest in peace, Penperadventure. Look forward to me using this blog to post the same song every week around the same time. For a good duration.

[tintedhq]

You know, Penparadventure and Realms was supposed to be a simple, straight-line timeline. The path was baked into being objectively... objective. This story does not do that. It rejects the idea that you have to die in order to have an isekai to its very core. The power system? Weird. The puffballs have power based on how big they are... then you got the oddballs, Pepsa, Broth, and Kirbonado, and they don't fit the mold. They break it. Far Away Star? Not the main character. The main character... shows up... several years after. Hypercloak? Not quite a villain. Just someone trying to stay alive in desperation, because they're aware that the world of authors exists. They don't trust authors. They are mad. One With Alchemy? Super strong. But falls to Hypercloak. The powerscale? Starts out as simplistic bars, then turns Rock-Paper-Scissors. The hierarchy? Rivals 'All the way down.' One With Alchemy is strong enough to defeat Gray Goo, yet falls to a wolf in a cloak. Not even a special wolf. Heavencloak is a special-er wolf. Hypercloak just keeps copy-pasting spells and making them their own. Audience? Is there one of that character... two... infinity? I don't even know for sure. I think two. The Cosmology? Insane. Other sub-cosmologies can literally connect up to a road, like a spaceship base. Flying a star ship? Hah. Try flying a ship made up of 8 Mario-like Rounds. GoldenSackthing dot exe? Capable of hypnotizing canons. Not the creatures in the canons, no, the actual canons! And you, yeah, I know you, stop spamming CBCB236AABBAA2B2... like you're 'smart'. The story is nuts. And yet, all the different possible selections... are placeable because... replayable levels are part of the cosmology, and so is Far's Savefile Halo glued right to her forehead. That makes the timeline... a little bit... Insane. I'll just call it insane, why not? And just when you think you're halfway done... Galacta Knight... the guy that is supposed to threaten the entire galaxy... is reduced to showing a cereal commercial. Oh right, and my version of Kirby is apparently Giygas.

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My exe/Pokemon Hybrid World is Strange: Why TPC would not adopt my lore

Why Pokemon won't adopt my lore: It is a pr Nightmare. You got content from Moro, Dragon Ball Super, Monster Hunter, Kirby (maybe), Full Metal Alchemist, and memes all wrapped together. It is a mess. But the most important reason why they wouldn't do it is... There are up to two Gary Oaks there.

Not to mention, they'd have to explain to Sakurai this monstrosity that can just 'shift Ands'. . . You know... those things that you can just find in nature gluing natural components to each other? (And Quote already exists as a fan character, so Ampersand would also be a 'no')

And the thing in charge of it all is... A flower. . .

But hey, at least the powerscaling would make sense... sort of.

Why do I hear boss music?

... Oh I give up!

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Penparadventure X Underverse?

I would cross canons with Jael's quality work... except... apart from the fact that I barely have any on-model work... Jael... has to be able to pay bills... and... 5 puffballs and an Eevee... doesn't exactly 'scream' marketability. Yes, Far's Kaleidokinesis AND One-Timeline-Onset-Order does, in fact, fix the whole 'many time-lines' problem, but Far is kind of a dummy; she grew out of /some/ of that, but she's still a bit dumb. I think presenting Far the Eevee would only muddy up the water for Jael.