Zestious is great and I love all the fanworks surrounding it but I feel like we're ignoring the funniest possible way for this to go
Zestial having a FAT celebrity crush on Sir Pentious and being too nervous to say anything to him. Cuz like Sir Pentious, I love him but he is a fucking loser that no one respects
He cannot flirt to save his unlife, like is this really the best he could do? Yes because he has NO rizz
This is genuinely the picture that the news uses of him and the worst part of this is that he truly believes he looks good in this picture
Sir Pentious is a lame tryhard and fucking Zestial of all demons has a crush on him
Zestial the oldest overlord
Zestial the overlord that people literally light themselves on fire at the mere sight of, is in love with THIS GUY
THIS IS THE MAN THATS GOT THE OLDEST OVERLORD IN HELL DOWN BAD!!!!!!!!
and you just knoooooow that Carmilla is suffering because her bestie esteemed associate is pinning over a fucking loser.
Zestial won't just talk to Sir Pentious because he's scared of getting rejected lmao lacking intelligence and Zestial refuses to rush into anything. She has to bully convince him to give up and move on to someone better (ideal) or actually fucking confess to the man (less ideal but at least he won't be as lonely)
She'll warm up to Sir Pentious when they eventually start dating but until then she'll just be judging Zestial's awful taste in men
