May 20, 2019
gotta bird-proof my room somewhat... he startles so easily and when he comes out he just ends up clinging to my posters some of which are like 40+ years old rip
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gotta bird-proof my room somewhat... he startles so easily and when he comes out he just ends up clinging to my posters some of which are like 40+ years old rip
So here we are, dear Visitor. Your search through the Royal Archives has brought you to this collection of Pepper's favorite expressions.
Many guests to our castle find these a little strange and confusing. I believe I understand most of them, though understanding Pepper herself might take a little longer.
I shall continue to add to this list over time, and my best interpretations of their meaning.
Plain as pea pudding Pepper is describing someone or something who is nice but a bit boring. Or a day where nothing goes wrong, but nothing interesting happens.
Wicked as a wasp These are strong words for Pepper. She thinks wasps are wicked because they get in her jams and onto her fruit. And she has never yet found a single useful thing a wasp has done around the castle. Unlike bees which she loves unreservedly, mostly because Rake loves them for the work they do in his garden.
No coin like a kind word Nothing is worth as much as kindness. Pepper believes this and tries very hard not to be cross with anyone.
Lovely as linen Pepper loves linen. One of her favorite jobs is helping the Lady In Waiting make the Royal beds with fresh.
Two wrongs don't make a fool. Don't judge people too quickly when they make mistakes. Pepper knows how many mistakes she made when she was learning to cook.
Top table! Anything which is very good. The top table is where the King and Queen eat, so Pepper always puts the best food on the top table
Clean as a cauliflower Nothing looks as clean and white as a fresh head of cauliflower peering out through its dark green leaves in Rake's garden
I wish there were some kind of device at the grocery store that measured the heat of jalapeños. "Woah, gringa, who do you think you are? Two? Vas a morir." "Hmm, yeah, you might want a couple more, or like, a hotter pepper to go with that."
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[[survval mode]
/Smiles as he talks/ It was quite easy to find! The most massive and attractive building in the area. /chuckles/ I apologize for not informing you earlier about my arrival, and for the absence of Tony. I can't find him for a couple of days now. /pouts/
/clasps his hands together, suppressing the urge to fidget in his wheelchair/ Well, not many people come into the vicinity, one of our students have noted your vehicle as it approached. /grins
Mister Stark is missing? Hm- do you need my assistance in locating him?
/takes a deep breath excitedly as she takes her step inside/ You have a large room /grins/ How are you?
/slowly wheels over, managing a smile/ Good, thank you. Much better now that someone else is in the room; it's definitely too big for one person alone.
I trust you had no problems finding my estate?
/knocks/ Professor?
Yes... Miss Potts? Come on in, the door's unlocked.
Not so bad! I was just wondering if you will be in the academy during weekend? So that I could make a short visit :)
I have a conference to attend to, but that should be around Friday evening in your timezone. I should be available at my residence. Please extend my invitation to Mister Stark and any others who'd be in your company. :)