#peptoposting

[rocketbirdie]

Blue-Eyes White Bismol as a consumable in Tomodachi when????? 👀

making all of your dreams come true, one bottle at a time

[rocketbirdie]

Has there been a pepto bismol poll yet? i think there needs to be a pepto bismol poll

pepto bismol

delicious

despicable

Voting ended onApr 26

[rocketbirdie]

ok so I've tried to look up how Pepto helps your tummy ache (we're all gods strongest soldiers now)

first of all it's an antacid so it helps lessen the extra stomach acid. that why it also helps with heartburn and not just nausea or whatever

second of all intestine health. makes it absorb fluid better, less inflamed, etc.

third of all it beats the shit out of multiple types of bacteria and kills them. it also blocks some other bacteria's toxins ex. Escherichia coli

also it doesn't affect contraceptives like birth control or plan b. that's not necessarily relevant I just thought it was interesting

anyway yeah apparently bismuth is just good for your gut health. eating metal and rocks is good for you folks

new pepto facts just dropped. exclusively on your dash tonight folks

[rocketbirdie]

As someone who takes pills by popping the liquid when your not supposed to and realesing the nasty tastes, Pepto-Bismol is so yummy ESPECIALY WHEN CHILLED IN THE FRIDGE!! chug a swig of that thang after a spicey meal and I can take a nap like a bear

also the clear blue ibuprofen pills numb your mouth and water does not make it go away it gets worse

[rocketbirdie]

I have seen this kind of thing regularly at the walmart I work at. You do not want this I promise.

It's like Mayo. If you want it separated for some ungodly reason freeze it yourself because more than just freezing can separate it.

Its an emulsion do not fuck with the separated pepto you can (and will) poison yourself. No matter how much my managers try to convince me you can shake it back up again it always reseparates in an hour or three.

this some green eggs and ham shit right here. No I Do Not Like Separepto Bismisn't

[rocketbirdie]

Please allow me to submit this totally real image of a spiky blond man promoting pepto bismol as propaganda for the poll

thank you cloud strife, very cool

[rocketbirdie]

i looked up what the hell pepto bismol is and like... it's against tummy aches? fennel tea is right there who buys this

looking it up is not enough. you have not experienced pepto bismol. You do not know the sensation. And gods willing, may you never suffer it

[rocketbirdie]

Wait pepto bismil is real??!?? I thought it was just a weird pink milk drink you could only get in America???? Huh???!?!?!?? <- only heard of it from movies

oh it's real all right. it really is such a beautiful shade of pink