#perception check failed

[anotherspookyarchivist]

I would love to say that Astarion had been the one to deliever the funniest line as of yet. However, I have to give this honour to Lae'zel [small spoiler for her quest dialogue Act I]. After hours of watching my Rogue sweet talk, deceive and charm their way through the story she goes: "[....]but you either believe your own words - or have suddenly mastered the duplicitous arts."

Lae'zel, my friend. You should know that words are their weapon. They're a Charlatan Rogue. It's a thing? You travel with a two Rogue party. How are you not aware of their duplicitous arts? Were you not paying attention?

[underteika-archived]

@sneakfangs liked for a starter!

It's a pretty late night out for Anda, but restlessness kept them walking and wandering. They could go the scenic route to pick up some cigarettes tonight. (This was never a good time of year for them... Now they can place why.)

("...Oh, that's the pale guy I gave a couple joints to a couple days ago. Hey, man.")

But the momentary distraction at waving to the familiar face across the street was all it took, and there's a resounding CLANG as they walk right into a light pole.

("Tssss... ow, ow ow... fuck...")

[im-a-wizard-dammit]

Medici PC: So here's the the thing about Medici: he is afraid of heights. I rolled a Nat 1.

[bateshouse]

love that part in baldurs gate 3 where you encounter the monster hunter who says hes hunting a vampire. like surely the guy in your party with red eyes, fangs, and visible bite marks on his neck isnt the guy im looking for. ill be on my way