MEET YOUR CONTESTANTS!
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MEET YOUR CONTESTANTS!
Marilyn Mugo, 27 More like McNightmare
flirty • bookworm • handy • party animal • over-emotional - made by @getboolpropped
Charlie Choice, 24 Fully Clothed and Afraid
never nude • hydrophobic • lucky • virtuoso • natural cook - made by @lesbisims
It was a long battle but eventually Lucy and Charlie took a tumble, which means...
MARILYN: I WOOOON!
Marilyn Mugo wins! Well, strictly speaking, Lucy and Charlie will win the exact same reward as her, but it’s the thought that counts. Join us again after the break for the celebrations and commiserations as we see who will be the first contestant to leave... The Bachelor.
Meanwhile, a local mascot managed to break onto the set!
MARILYN: does anyone else think he’s kinda... hot? HARLEY: i... yeah. MARILYN: i already hate it here.
Lucy Lettuce, 23 Earth? Flat. Ass? Fat.
neurotic • technophobe • genius • perfectionist • childish - made by @plumbobble-head
Henrietta Loveleaf, 27 Amateur earth tamper
good • vegetarian • green thumb • coward • easily impressed - made by @geezsims
While Pippa met our third contestant, Marilyn Mugo, a mysterious portal from the future opened on the front lawn. The producers don’t think this is a breach of the isolation rules of the show, so it’s staying put for now. Anyone who emerges from it will be expected to sign an NDA.
PIPPA: so your profile said something about being a doctor..? MARILYN: yeah, i was watching holby city and then my housemate cracked open a bottle of malibu... and when i woke up, i’d applied to medical school and been accepted. think i also bootycalled some girl called, like, milhouse or something. P: [laughs] been there! M: drunk bootycalls are the worst. P: oh! no, i was talking about the night i watched smash hit pixar™ movie lightyear™ and sleepwalked into NASA hq. baaad night.
Seems like Pippa was totally into Marilyn’s lofty job prospects and taste in British medical dramas - she gave her a 10/10!