#percycalypso

[demidorks]

Calypso: What is that?

Percy: That is a watch

Calypso: What does it do?

Percy: It tells the time. It tells you when to sleep, to eat...

Calypso: That tiny thing tells you what to do?

[newathens]

aka don't fuckn make me beat their ass with an essay about slytherin percy

ilyyyyyy

and SAME like can ppl just accept slytherin!percy isn’t an outrageous claim bc it isn’t

[canisargentum]

a kookaburra named mathilda is the only thing i need or want in my life why is that name so fitting i'm laughin

it’s the “unofficial national anthem” of australia haha

but she’s great! every day when you clean out her exhibit, you mist her with some water and she sits there and closes her eyes so happy happy. i love her C: 

[timaltman]

ya,,, f,,,fuckn,,,,, fu rr y

leave my,,,, f,, furry ass,,,,,, a L O N E 

[calicofae]

ur a Cute

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[itsnyactis]

,,,,fukn,,,furry by association,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE AND DROP THIS ASKBOX NONSENSE 

SAYS THE CAT FANDOM FURRY I STG

[howelljenkins]

[anon voice] uh,,, excuse me,,,, i ship myself w/ nico di anjello he's my bae and he is not!!!!!!!!!! g ay!!!!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!! ur just m ea n!!!!

like I’m like so sure that like nico would just totally,,,, start loving girls,,.,.,,,, like he’s gay but as soon as he sees u,,,,.,,, love at first sight,,..,,,, boys who?? gay what?? nico can luv gi r ls too!!.!!

[paulblofish]

@percycalypso ah well you're 500% adorable so 😊(thank you so much!!!!) @annabathtime how did I guess that you wrote something with the word 'babe' omg (FIGHT ME ILY)