lightning strike

i miss you more than i remember you

[howelljenkins]

— do I contradict myself?

                        very well then, I contradict myself —

this blog runs on a 24/7 queue. if I don’t answer your message, I’m probably offline.

faq / carrd  personal (previous urls: draculeo, clareyna, charlesbeckendorf)

[howelljenkins]

oh jeez two days between reblogs :( sorry about the infidelity 🫶🏽

i felt safe to reblog it because it’d been over a year lol silly of me i forgot that’s when they strike and make you look stupid

[segamascott]

[howelljenkins]

I will never join dating apps because I don’t want someone to be actively searching for a gf and think I fit the bill enough to fill that role. I want you to meet ME and organically realize you want ME specifically rather than an arbitrary role that could hypothetically be filled by anyone

[howelljenkins]

here to report it is possible i found it #foundit

[howelljenkins]

nvm

[archivearchangelica]

Allahabad, India, 2011

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[pankendev]

every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated like 15 untold rules

[puppygirllaika]

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

[puppygirllaika]

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

[puppygirllaika]

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

[howelljenkins]

I will never join dating apps because I don’t want someone to be actively searching for a gf and think I fit the bill enough to fill that role. I want you to meet ME and organically realize you want ME specifically rather than an arbitrary role that could hypothetically be filled by anyone

[howelljenkins]

here to report it is possible i found it #foundit

[molabuddy]

its good when band names are things that are nice to think about. 'imagine dragons' well i am & its awesome. 'owl city' awww cute. 'barenaked ladies' hell yeah

[folklorespring]

The Boxers of Kabul photographed by Abbie Trayler-Smith

[dreadwedge]

salad is mostly items

[cybergata]

Shironeko and Mimi

[elcycyromem]

makiing a post

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

[naturalblue22]

in my dictatorship every man will get a decibel meter implanted on his neck and when he talks above a measured conversational volume his head explodes