#perfectmonet

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Team Telepath

╳  ¦ MEME - ACCEPTING↳ @totallycalmtotallycool​

Chooses the pumpkin: Betsy and Rachel

Carves the pumpkin: All of them

Gets scared and clings the other in a haunted house: None of them, though there might be a gasp or two

Matching costume idea: Betsy and then Monet and Rachel probs just groan

Makes a cozy bed-fort to cuddle in: who has time for that when there is badassery to be done

Steal’s the other’s candy: MONET

Accidentally gets lost in a corn maze: Rachel. They all get separated and then Monet and Betsy drag her telepathically for not staying with the group.

Tells spooky stories to scare the other: Betsy

Collects cool-looking leaves: More like who crunches cool looking leaves under their feet and that’s Monet

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☂ + tEAM tELEPATH (I'm not fixing that)

send me ☂ + a ship, and I’ll tell you who; (x)( for: totallycalmtotallycool​ | status: accepting )

YAAAS

yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed: Monet yells at Betsy and Rachel probs

whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping: Monet

leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room: Rachel

initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t: Betsy

surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner: Rachel

is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary: All of them or none of them tbh

argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular: Monet and Rachel probs argue with Betsy

buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting: Monet

insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinema: Rachel

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Team Telepath OT3

SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL ANSWER WHAT THEY WOULD DO AS PARENTS.  (x)( for: anon | status: accepting )

Who cried when they brought their child home for the first time: IDK NONE OF THEM???

Who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s): Betsy

Who changes the kid(s) diapers: Rachel???

Who makes the bottles: Betsy

Who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabys: Betsy

Who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s): Monet

Who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night: Monet

Who always takes the kid(s) side: Ummm idk omg

Who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school: do any of them even cook

Who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning: Betsy

Who takes the kid(s) to school: they’re already at a school smh

Who goes to parent teacher conferences: all three of them

Who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s): Monet

Who would choose their child(s) prom outfit: Monet 

Who would cry when the kid(s) go off to college: IDK??

[moderndaysavagery]

“I’m starting to think the two of you have some deep seated issues with me.” 

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  “Ew. That’s gross, please don’t touch him, Illyana, or poor Kitty will never touch you again.”

“Look, honey, she’s supposed to hug the bomb not me. How is she supposed to get over her chronic fear of explosives otherwise?”

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perfectmonet:

"Not bad… a little too boyish, but not bad."

"If you ignore the 'boyish' part that's totally a compliment."

[circusmade]

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[text] Do you send all people you insult these?or am I just special?

[xmarksthescott]

perfectmonet reblogged your post and added:

[text] Tell, Emma to eat her heart out.

[text] I'm sure she'll love to hear that one, Monet. Why don't you tell her?

[text] but uh when you do I'd prefer to be out of the room. For safety reasons.