Nov 15, 2022
Today.
seen from Germany
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Maldives
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Germany
seen from China
seen from Singapore
seen from Netherlands
seen from Ecuador
seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Indonesia
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from Finland
seen from Russia
seen from China
seen from Finland
Today.
Blunt, tactless and choosing violence since 1977.
At what age does a cheeseboard through the post become an appropriate birthday present.
I’m 45 and it arrived this morning.
Where are the drugs and vodka? (Although I have never done drugs and rarely drink, still!)
Where are the invites to Magic Mike and his 9inch penetrator show?
Don’t get me wrong, I love cheese, even with a dairy intolerance and I’ve eaten half of it for breakfast. It’s delicious and I appreciate it. It just makes me feel so middle aged.
I feel fucking old today. Off to shout at the young ones and charge up the mobility scooter.
I just want to watch the world burn today.