KRIS! DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BEAUTIFUL TROPICAL FISH.
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KRIS! DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BEAUTIFUL TROPICAL FISH.
#texts my friends send.
Weekend plans
Besides me working insane hours this weekend I'm also blessed with two awesome people staying with me and my awesome flatmate. Perlock for the whole weekend and Pants for Saturday! Literally, I have a headache from the excitement. XD
Just bought our tickets for Frankenstein.
Both nights. And my work said that they would be able to get me off before 5pm.
WHO'S UP FOR DINNER BEFORE HAND?!?!?! (since this is technically a month-early birthday gift from Kristina. :DDDD)
My Friends Are Lovely
In this moment I'm honoring Kristina because she is lovely and cares about me oodles and for some reason I can't seem to 'lie' to her and ughhhhh. She needs to stop being so nice to me and offering to help me out and go back to work and scrolling through tumblr. THERE ARE LOVELY THINGS TO SEE.
DO NOT WANT TO GO TO WORK!
Oh World Market, why are you such a lovely and terrible place. I mean, EUROPEAN TREATS...MMMM...but also my place of work sooooooooooo - I'm supposed to hate it, right?
I guess I only hate how little respect I have there, but I'm new to this store sooo I guess it's okay.
Anyways, I love the customers.
Sometimes.
I MISS MY SOCIOPATH! :(
Dr. John Watson BAMF: move out here with me
Sherlock MF Holmes: adopt me?
Dr. John Watson BAMF: YES! YUSUSSSShiogreaoignea we will! FOREVER!!
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Dr. John Watson BAMF: *clings* I miss you so freaking much! It's not fair!
Sherlock MF Holmes: I KNOW! ;_; I MISS YOU! DUDE! IT'S LIKE BEING A PRIVET DRIVE AFTER HOGWARTS. FEELS BAD MAN.
Dr. John Watson BAMF: COME BACK TO HOGWARTS!
ALI, SHERLY and JIM -- you guys are the bestest internet friends a boy/girl/genderless could EVER have. justFYI.
I always wondered why I smelled freshly baked chocolate chip cookies when he's been home alone.
Dr. John Watson BAMF: I'm on my way home.
Jim GQMF Moriarty: I basically became a housewife waiting for you....I blame you.
Dr. John Watson BAMF: FFF! Are you wearing an apron and holding a duster in one hand and a fake baby in the other?
Jim GQMF Moriarty: No actually. I'm wearing an apron over the housewife dress of the 50s, holding a laundry basket, and calling Abby and Timothy to come in.
Dr. John Watson BAMF: We named our children Abby and Timothy? What are we, American?